VR Conk review

VR Conk review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/12/2019

Overview:
No, I have no idea what “conk” means, other than a dull thud to the skull, but the mysteries of one particular Virtual Reality porn site may remain mysteries even after a thorough going over by yours truly, Mr. Pink. VR Conk blasts out of the EU with the bold claim of hosting “the most innovative and exclusive VR porn on the market.” Offering costumed porn parodies, holiday-themed threesomes, romantic couples sex, and voyeuristic views of lesbian lovers, VR Conk seems loaded with immersive porn potential. Promising 4K 360-degree videos set for playback on all major VR devices and systems, these exclusive Euro romps give you intimate insight into how the likes of Krystal Swift and Lovita Fate find new heights of sensual pleasure. Charging $18.99-a-month for access to its exclusive VR environments filled with the lustiest, the bustiest, and the most insanely fuckable European pornstars doing their best to keep you from your mundane reality, VR Conk has a lot to offer and plenty to prove.

Pros:
VR Conk is home to a budding collection of excellent Euro fuckery that renders for you a 3D virtual environment loaded with erotic and carnal potential. A parody of Pirates of the Caribbean sits next to a morning glory blowjob from a loving girlfriend. A six girl reverse gangbang all gussied up in Christmas outfits and decorations sits next to a two-woman jacuzzi bathing scene in which you’re just a voyeur.

The roster of stunning Euro models you get to virtually fuck and watch here at VR Conk includes relative newcomers like Darce Lee, Jennifer Mendez, and Miss K, as well as more established performers Krystal Swift, Foxie Sanie, and Nikky Dream. There’s even a few Americans (Anya Olsen for one) and at least one Japanese babe in Marica Hase. So, fellas, take your pick!

One area in which VR Conk goes above and beyond the call of duty to virtual booty is in its video options. All major VR devices from smartphones to Gear VR to Vive to Oculus are covered and the highest available quality options reach truly breathtaking 5K and 6K resolutions - that’s a mammoth 5760x3240 and 5120x2880 pixels respectively!

Cons:
VR Conk is unfortunately quite small, currently holding only 40 scenes. Updates are slow, too, adding another brief but tantalizing encounter roughly every two weeks but hardly on a reliable, strict schedule. With only 40 scenes, you’d hope there’d be another more niche-oriented VR site attached to this one, but nope.

Only one-in-four VR Conk scenes comes with a photo gallery supplied. Though the photos are high-res, they seem to have been enlarged and suffer some visual distortion as a result. Zipped sets are not provided and the online gallery design leaves a lot to be desired. Viewing a single photo at its max resolution is even a chore.

The general design of VR Conk is quite attractive, if a little cramped, but when you start to dig into the navigation tools you find a few annoyances. Category listings aren’t particularly strict and often show scenes that don’t really fit your criteria. Clearer distinction between the VR “virtual sex” scenes in which a woman rides a torso dildo while pretending it’s a guy and those featuring an actual living, breathing, ejaculating man would be great.

When it comes to the myriad possibilities of VR sex, VR Conk doesn’t dive too deep. Voyeurism is a big thing here, which may suit some viewers, but certainly not those wishing to throw themselves into a believable encounter in which they play a vital, if virtual, role. Watching a woman masturbate in VR just isn’t as fun!

Conclusion:
VR Conk is trying and, bless its heart, isn’t doing a totally shit job of pumping out quality VR sex experiences to a worldwide audience. That said, there are a few issues keeping this fairly new site from taking a top spot in VR site rankings. Navigation tools often turn out to be quite useless and the small archive of only 40 scenes is probably best browsed manually, without these disappointing aids. Updates arrive roughly every two weeks but there’s little consistency to be found on the schedule. A variety of concepts are at play here, from standard hetero hookups to masturbating women posing for your viewing pleasure but never touching a cock, but there’s likely more lesbian encounters, voyeur-POV hardcore, and solo turns from the models than most VR sex seekers would prefer. VR Conk should certainly keep trying to up its game, because what’s here shows quite a lot of promise, but in order to knock off the now legendary purveyors of the best and most truly innovative VR porn on the planet some improvements are needed.