Third Movies review

Third Movies review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/05/2015

Overview:
Third Degree Movies, one of the studios operating under Zero Tolerance's masthead, produces raunchy hardcore porn in a variety of boner-inducing styles and situations, and much of the studio's work can be found here on its online cinematheque, Third Movies. Third Movies promises HD videos more crisp than Granny Smith and more thrilling than Six Flags, all in one convenient location and catering to every possible pornographic interest. (Well, almost.) From MILFs like Monique Alexander and Lisa Ann to new talents Bella Danger, Riley Reid, and Daisy Haze, Third Movies welcomes and showcases some of porn's hottest babes and only asks of you a measly $29.95-per-month for membership. Third Movies has thousands upon thousands of scenes pulled from more than 1300 DVDs, starring hundreds and hundreds of killer porno sluts and is now demanding your attention and devotion. Can you really deny yourself this pleasure?

Pros:
From babysitters eager to try tasting black dick or domineering leather-clad bitches degrading teen girls, from MILFs with hefty rear-ends to office workers stripping out of skirt suits, garters, and thigh-highs to be railed on a large wooden desk to relentlessly carnal orgies, Third Movies has quite the variety yet shows a consistent style that's slick, slightly glamorous, and largely character or situation-based.

Third Movies has always had a great roster of performers and even though the more recent featured women lack the A-list cred of performers past, they're still dynamic and captivating on-screen. Notable stunners include Jayden Jaymes, Yurizan Beltran, Lexi Belle, and Asa Akira, along with newcomers Cassidy Klein, Scarlet Red, Alex Chance, and Cindy Starfall.

Loaded with more than 1000 DVDs for an archive totaling almost 7,800 scenes, Third Movies is huge and bound to please. New scenes are now being added every day of the week, which is great to see. Of course, each new scene is an HD production and can be viewed here at Third Movies in 1080p High Definition streams and downloads as crisp and vibrant you could want.

Free access to three other sites, How to Kiss a Girl, Zero Tolerance on Demand, and Black Ice Pass is included in all Third Movies memberships and expands the archive to some truly staggering figure. To top it all off, a discount offer now lets you in the Third Movies door for only $19.95-a-month!

Cons:
Find a steamy scene, check out the video stream, then head to the photo gallery for a closer look. Oh, what's that? A 404 error page greets every photo fan as they select a gallery. Are the photos gone for good? Are they coming back? Is this just a hiccup caused by the new Third Movie website (still in Beta mode) or another issue entirely? All I know is that the galleries are not totally accessible.

Speaking of Third Movies' new design… Well, it's clean and simple and mostly effective, but it's far too common to land on a dead link and 404 page, or a link that leaves you somewhere far from where you intended to go. Adjustments are still required.

Many Third Movies scenes and movies have been and will be hosted elsewhere on adult video websites. Although all recently added scenes have been branded with an "Exclusive" tag, older content is far more likely to appear elsewhere. It does appear the company is making an effort to host more exclusives, though, which only makes Third Movies harder to resist.

Cross-posted to both Third Movies and Zero Tolerance on Demand (which members can also access), some scenes are online here more than once. This isn't a huge issue, especially if you're sticking to Third Movies, but a tighter, more fluid, less repetitious members area is exactly what this new design is aiming to deliver. Let's hope it gets a little smoother.

Conclusion:
Third Movies' new look is clean and largely a welcome change, but the missing photo galleries an dead links are certainly not as encouraging as most members would like. Good thing there's almost 8,000 scenes online here, many thousands of them in 720p and 1080p High Definition formats that offer crisp detail in every frame. And good thing they're populated by pornstars both legend and newbie, many of whom seem to relish playing a character, delivering some dialogue, and fucking with a purpose. Spanning most mainstream genres and a few kinkiers ones, too, Third Movies includes ample interracial and lesbian, orgies and pseudo-incest, some light BDSM, and even a growing collection of fierce cuckolding movies, all laid out for maximum ease of viewing. The photos, though… They're surely still around and would really round out Third Movies quite nicely, but when this navigational faux pas will be remedied is very hard to say. I guess we'll just have to content ourselves with daily Third Movies updates and a free pass to wander three other very strong sites.