Teen Curves review

Teen Curves review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/03/2014

Overview:
There's a few elements of many young women's adolescence that begin as curses but end up blessings. Take her parent's financial contributions, for example: first they allow parents to dictate a teen's activities and interests; later they allow otherwise unimaginable freedom at someone else's expense. The same could be said of a curvaceous figure: the subject and cause of teasing during school years; the envy of every "athletic" college girl desiring more male attention. At a certain age, a curvaceous figure can even offer an unforeseen career choice: modeling for Teen Curves, a Team Skeet website dealing, not at all surprisingly, in young women with irresistibly shapely bodies and remarkable sexual appetites. On its introductory pages, Teen Curves promotes itself as being home to the "hottest teens," with the "biggest asses," in porn and promises to showcase these delectable babes in 1080p HD videos. The asses - and Teen Curves does seem to favor asses over titties - decorating these tour pages are thick, juicy rears that sit comfortably atop strong thighs and seem perfectly suited to, oh, bouncing up against while naked (and possibly oiled). Teen Curves charges $28.97-a-month for membership but lures would-be members inside with salacious shots of ass-fucked hotties, bouncing PAWGs, on-dick twerking, gripping pussy lips, and enough pairs of semi-sheer yoga pants to keep American Apparel in business for a long, long time. If you're an ass-man whose tastes lean to the younger end of the adult spectrum, Teen Curves should have you shaking and shimmying like Gene Vincent (just out of lust and not alcoholism).

Pros:
Why on Earth would you hit up a site called Teen Curves unless you wanted to see toned hourglass figures, hefty booties, generous handfuls of breasts, and the women that possess them? Teen Curves has a killer model roster starring many of porn's most curvaceous newcomers: Keisha Grey, Gianna Nicole, Dakota James, Anikka Albrite, Jodi Taylor, and Alby Rhydes all make scorching contributions to the site.

Most Teen Curves scenes start out with a flimsy "reality" premise then, thankfully, take a turn for the lusty with lingering, adoring shots of the finely formed physiques of its models. Shorts and panties are hoisted high and pulled dangerously low. Oil and lube is generously poured over mountains of flesh before things really start to heat up. Needless to say, the sex is energetic and, well, rather bouncy.

Hitting lofty heights of 720p and 1080p in downloads and 720p in online streams, Teen Curves' videos offer thrilling views of the junk-trunked stars as they ride a stiff one for your entertainment. Light bounces off their shiny oil-lathered booties while each and every jiggle, wiggle, and wobble is captured with utmost clarity.

As awesome as Teen Curves seems to be, there's something even more awesome in store for its members: unlimited Team Skeet network access! Home to 20 exclusive hardcore sites include Innocent High, She's New, and Lust HD, Team Skeet is a huge bonus for Teen Curves members, who can also now get inside for the insanely low cost of $14.87.

Cons:
There's enjoyable small (much like the slutty youngsters of Exxxtra Small) and then there's boner-droopingly tiny, which is where I'd categorize Teen Curves. Holding only 23 scenes, Teen Curves is frustratingly understocked and will force its members to head off into the Team Skeet wilderness to find something to satisfy their appetite for ass.

Once upon a time, not that long ago, Teen Curves was updating its tiny archive with weekly packs of videos and photos. Nowadays, Teen Curves members are lucky to see two scenes added to the site within the same month. The most recent gap between updates lasted twenty days and is not at all encouraging.

Aside from some variety in its model roster - you can hardly claim Keisha Grey, Miley May, and Gianna Nicole look the same - Teen Curves has a very limited range. All scenes tend to follow a predictable post-intro pattern and see oil smearing, booty clapping, reverse cowgirl, doggy-style, and an external cumshot included as standard.

Photos only reach 1620px and, although they look quite good when viewed in full, lose some of their dynamism and strength when viewed in close-up. A remedy for this is simple: upgrade the standard of Teen Curves' photos to 3000px or higher so it can compete with sites already well past this benchmark.

Conclusion:
Teen Curves makes good on many of its tour page promises, with the notable exception of one: it's so understocked it barely covers one month of semi-casual browsing. Holding just 23 scenes after approximately a year online won't instill in many would-be or existing members much confidence for the future of Teen Curves. That said, the content itself does tend to be riotously sexy! The freshest soon-to-be-superstars of porn - Keisha Grey, Savannah Fox, Jodi Taylor, and Anikka Albrite anyone? - throw their juicy asses around in hardcore scenes photographed with maximum butt-ogling in mind, in powerful 1080p HD videos, and with enough enthusiasm to sink (or kill) a horse-sized ship, all of which makes Teen Curves one of the tastiest parts of the Team Skeet network. Unfortunately, it's such a small part that it feels like a drop in the ocean of Team Skeet's marvelous porn.