Strap Attackers review

Mr. Pink’s review of Strap Attackers

Overview:
Even the sweetest, most pussy-whipped SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy) has, at one point in his adult life, treated a girlfriend in a way he later regretted. Whether ignoring her pleas for attention, paying more attention to his own sexual gratification at the expense of hers, flirting with her girlfriends, of insisting that his job is more taxing than hers and therefore she should take care of the household chores, we’ve all been dicks at some point. Perhaps, though, there’s a remedy. Joey Silvera certainly seems to think so. An adult director unafraid of taking chances, Silvera arms his female stars with thick, long strap-on dildo and gives them the chance to be a giver instead of a receiver. Pitting these aggressive phallically-equipped pornstars against brave guys like Christian XXX and Gabriel D’Alessandro, Silvera’s Strap Attackers website offers hardcore pegging videos and photo galleries that must be seen to be believed. With the support of the Evil Angel network, Strap Attackers offers its members HD videos, high-res photos, all of them completely original and exclusive to this site. Membership costs $29.95 a month, but promises to be an experience you’ll never forget; in fact, it could change your sex life forever.

Pros:
Strap Attackers hosts an exclusive collection of awesome pegging scenes, often starring multiple artificially-erect women. The guys get their faces and asses fucked, often quite brutally, before they’re finally allowed to blow a load. Many scenes give the guy a chance to fuck back, but usually that’s only when his mistress commands.

The greatest pornstars in the world are featured here and they’ve never been more dominant or aggressive. Even a newcomer like Holly Michaels gives a mind-blowing performance as she, like Asa Akira, Kristina Rose, Mz. Berlin, and Sash Grey before her, quite literally sticks it to the man.

Strap Attackers now offers HD viewing options for its latest scenes. Reaching a peak resolution of 1280x720 pixels and looking extremely clear and vibrant, these videos are well worth the download time. Plenty of other formats are available, too, giving members lots of options. Photos accompany most scenes and also look great, reaching 1280px.

Everyone who joins Strap Attackers also gets free reign to roam around the rest of Evil Angel’s websites, all 45 of them. With such a huge collection of incredibly well produced porn at your fingertips, you’d be mad not to grab a membership, especially now that Mr. Pink has knocked it down to just $14.95 a month!

Cons:
Not yet holding 100 scenes, Strap Attackers needs to work on its update schedule. Currently adding between one and two scenes each month (though usually just one), there’s a little too much inactivity here to keep your interest month after month.

Only a portion of the Strap Attackers collection - about 16 scenes - comes with HD viewing options. The rest max out at about 960x540 or 720x400 pixels and don’t impress nearly as much.

Photo galleries do not accompany every scene, although they are present in most updates. Older galleries also see a drop in quality and resolution and no zips are provided, forcing you to view and save every photo from your browser window.

A handful of scenes don’t really appear to adhere to Strap Attackers’ basic premise of women penetrating men with strap-ons. Titles like The Mommy X-Perience are straightforward lesbian scenes that only intermittently feature affixed phalluses and certainly don’t include men getting assfucked.

Conclusion:
While it doesn’t have an overly abundant archive and its updates arrive on a disappointingly slipshod schedule, Strap Attackers nevertheless manages to make a bold impression thanks to its unique content, HD videos, fantastic pornstar performances, professional direction, and unrelenting, extremely hardcore treatment of its subject matter. At the discounted price of $14.95, monthly membership seems like a steal, especially when you factor in the wealth of related Evil Angel sites all members receive free access to. If you can handle the thought of being butt-fucked by the likes of Holly Michaels and Kristina Rose, Strap Attackers is sure to suit you to a tee.