Squirtz review

Squirtz review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/25/2012

Overview:
One thing we've all got in common - or, that is, one thing that those of us with the ability to become aroused to the point of climax - is that we've soiled many a Kleenex, gym sock, or already dirty undershirt over the years. Squirting out a healthy stream of man milk is a pleasure undeniable and incomparable, one that women can never truly understand. The boys of Squirtz, though, they understand. After all, true to the site's name, they're squirting right along with you. Whether they're into men, women, or both, Squirtz models are hunky guys who have no reservations (or very few) about appearing on camera in their bare essentials. Wrapping their hands around their throbbing members, the Squirtz boys stroke and rub and pull and tug themselves to a pinnacle of pleasure, letting fly their ejaculatory treasures across their bellies, bed sheets, or whatever else gets in the path of these almighty emissions. For as little as $19.95 a month (recurring; $24.95 non-recurring), you too can get inside Squirtz and scope out all these hot young bucks giving themselves a unique masturbatory experience. With Squirtz, you can give yourself one, too.

Pros:
Dozens upon dozens of hot young men from Montreal line the model roster here at Squirtz. From house DJs to clerks to students to jocks, there's plenty of variety in their personalities and appearances, yet they all hail from French-speaking capital of The Great White North. Mostly slim and fairly toned, the guys unleash their usually impressive manhoods on camera and choke that chicken 'til it, well, Squirtz!

Having been online since mid-2002, Squirtz has had ample time to amass a strong collection of content, which is exactly what is has done. Offering more than 500 scenes, each with photo and video components, the Squirtz archive is jam packed with awesome beat-off scenes, a new one arriving every week like clockwork.

All of the more recent (i.e.: post-2005) scenes added to Squirtz look very good with clear, strong images coming through in both video and photo formats. Videos now reach 960x540 pixels and are a delight, much like the 1000x667 pixel photos, which can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped packages.

Web design has come so far since the days of dial-up modems and ill-fitting frames, but the crew behind Squirtz has wisely decided to keep things fairly simple here. A basic layout that is easy to browse and very easy on the eyes, Squirtz's design makes your viewing experience as straightforward as it is pleasurable.

Cons:
Almost always taking place in a sparsely decorated room, on a white-sheeted bed, the Squirtz scenes tend to be fairly repetitive and can become something of a bore if you watch too many in quick succession. Placing more scenes outdoors, in hotel rooms, or anywhere else, really, would be one way to liven things up a little.

Although the videos do look quite good at their 960x540 pixel resolutions, Squirtz hasn't yet made the leap to High Definition formats. While the rest of the industry pushes 720p and 1080p videos, Squirtz is left lingering in the past; the very recent past, yes, but still the past.

The clean and simplistic Squirtz page design is great to look at, devoid as it is of clutter and advertising material, but it'd be fantastic to see a few additional navigation features injected into the design. The site currently operates without a search function, keyword tags, and other such key features.

As most scenes spend the time to get to know their hunky stars with a pre-beat-off interview and plenty of intimate camerawork, it seems odd that the webmasters have neglected to add a model index. None of the guys are granted profiles, text interviews or bios, or a set of links to their other scenes, all in what would be one convenient place.

Conclusion:
Although there's an abundance of solo-guy gay porn sites out there on the World Wide Web, few can claim to offer as much content as Squirtz, which, with more than 500 scenes in its archives, has been adding a new masturbation adventure once a week, every week for almost ten years. Filled with hot young fellas from Montreal, the site offers scenes showing these guys talking about their lives, their sexualities, and their preferred methods of achieving pleasure before stripping down to their birthday suits and beating their meat with feverish tenacity. Although Squirtz hasn't yet upgraded to High Definition video formats, the videos do look quite good in their 960x540 pixel frames. That HD issue and the absent model index aside, there's little Squirtz requires to reach its peak potential; maybe a few extra navigational tools. That being the case, anyone into watching fit, attractive young men with sparkling personalities stroke themselves to ejaculatory bliss could do a hell of a lot worse that join Squirtz.