Smut Merchants review

Smut Merchants review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/12/2017

Overview:
In the days of yore, when mankind was still developing basic trade routes and markets, all kinds of wares would be peddled to commoners in towns and villages of a certain size. Even back may centuries ago there was usually someone in town with a drink stand or bakery who, if asked in the correct fashion, would lead you into a back room stocked with polybagged magazines, VHS tape dubs, and all various other kinds of printed and produced material featuring explicit sexual content. This, my friends, was the local smut merchant and his tradition lives on at Smut Merchants, a site (or is it a network?) bringing its subscribers hot hardcore sex wrapped in High Definition video and high-res photo frames. A little known network operating on the edges of the porno mainstream, Smut Merchants nevertheless invites many current and soon-to-be porno superstars to fuck themselves senseless for your entertainment, paired with each other, a vibrating toy, or a stiff-dicked guy eager to fill the void in both their lives with some righteous fucking. Smut Merchants doesn't profess a specific mission, just generally aiming to fill your waking hours with more excellent hardcore porn than you could tire of. Charging $19.99-a-month for access, Smut Merchants is not only tantalizing, it's affordable, too!

Pros:
Home to original hardcore activity, Smut Merchants sees updates arrive loaded with explicit sexual activity. Porn professionals throw themselves at each other, mostly in pairs, sometimes in trios or much larger groups, giving their all to intense erotic displays. MILFs, GILFs, and twenty-somethings share the screen and update schedule.

Shot in HD formats and available for online and offline viewing in the same, Smut Merchants captures and delivers most scenes in very good quality. Photo sets accompany all scenes and hold, in online galleries and downloadable zip sets, 1800px images. Videos stream at 480p and download in that size as well as in 720p and 1080p High Definition MP4 movies.

The world's most recognizable and popular porn talents might not yet be stepping onto a Smut Merchants set, but B-listers and down, it's a pornstar flood here, folks. Young starlets like Alex Tanner, Gabriella Ross, and Daisy Haze join more experienced veterans like Mae Victoria, Richelle Ryan, Sara Jay, and Alison Moore, making up a fantastic roster.

Access to another three sites through the Smut Members network is also provided with all Smut Merchants memberships: Do the Wife, Teen Erotica XXX, and Cougar Kingdom. Although, still not a huge network, Smut Members sees many updates including weekly additions to Smut Merchants itself.

Cons:
Smut Merchants is not a large site. Holding only 79 scenes at writing, there's definitely lots of room for growth here at this relatively new hardcore outfit. The network as a whole is also quite small, holding just 392 scenes, which really isn't much for a four-site network trying to make a dent in an overcrowded online porno industry.

When attempting to download HD videos and zipped photo sets, file transfers were cancelled or interrupted or slowed to a crawl more often than any member would like, I'm sure. Zips proved especially troublesome with nary a single zipped set completing its download process. What's going on here, Smut Merchants, won't spring for a decent server?

Much of the Smut Merchants and Smut Members archives has been previously made available and shouldn't be considered totally exclusive to these sites. The origins of some content is quite unclear, but it has obviously aged since its original production. Styles and video quality often seems years behind.

Not only does Smut Merchants lack a contemporary style, its performers seem to appear here as quite a awhile after the shoots themselves. Daisy Haze rarely shoots hardcore anymore yet here she is at the peak of her powers. MILF performers are harder to nail down, many of them coming back for career revivals time and time again

Conclusion:
Smut Merchants doesn't exactly scream originality nor does it dress itself in an attractive facade to lure in the more discerning porn viewers. Instead taking a much more basic route to deliver its hardcore entertainment to your screen, Smut Merchants struggles to make a seriously strong impression. A bonus archive of licensed content helps ease the pain of Smut Merchants itself only offering 79 scenes at present. Network access to three other sites also helps, but you're more likely to end up spending most of your browsing time on those sites (if they suit) than the site you initially joined. The content that is here offers pretty strong variety while keeping fairly close to the mainstream. Orgies and interracial hardcore is about as deviant as it gets, but within those niches the performers tend to dive in hard and devour what's out in front of them, which makes for lively viewing. Not all scenes are gold, of course, but Smut Merchants should focus not on its definitely adequate sex but on its site layout, navigation system, and near-total lack of model or scene info. Fill in those areas and no other major changes would be truly essential, just an improvement on the strong smut that's already here.