Siren XXX Studios review

Siren XXX Studios review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/08/2019

Overview:
Sound the alarms and man the barracks, folks, ‘cause we’re about to enter an amazingly sordid world of down home amateur Texan ultra-sluttery. Under the direction of a loving married couple, Dee and Wayne Siren, Siren XXX Studios spreads the bonds of matrimony wider than most couples would ever agree to. Wayne, for his part, grabs a camera and shoots his buxom blonde wife as she sucks and fucks a steady supply of eager men and women, her thick ass taking dicks of all sizes, colors, shapes, and experience levels. From pro pornstars to amateur studs, and accompanied by an awesome range of amateur and semi-pro sluts, Ms. Dee Siren showcases not only her own unrelenting perversity but that of her neighbors and friends, too. Having appeared in enough mainstream smut to be known to regular ol’ porn fans, not just the devoted pervs who’ve been following her for years, Mrs. Siren and her cum-guzzling compatriots engage in wild car sex, public exhibitionism, BBC facefucking, blowbangs and orgies, all in the name of pure sexual freedom. Care to sign up and strap in for an utterly insane depiction of what some Americans get up to in their private lives. At $24.88-a-month, access to this sordid world of homegrown carnality is well within reach, so why not let Siren XXX Studios reveal the ultra-slutty underbelly of suburban USA.

Pros:
Siren XXX Studios is a labor of love that brings three distinct websites, each the creation of Dee and Wayne Siren, under one virtual roof. My First Time Sluts serves up thrilling sexual adventures from car sex to bukkake parties; Real Naughty Nymphos showcases unrepentant sex addicts both married and single slutting it on camera; Mrs. Siren fucks men, women, and herself for her husband’s pleasure and yours - and even fucks fans!

Much like Mrs. Siren herself, a buxom blonde Texan hot wife who wouldn’t look out of place flitting around a Wal Mart in yoga pants and Uggs, the women of Siren XXX Studios tend to be thick, sexy women in their thirties and forties whose chubby bodies offer plenty of opportunities to their partners, strangers, and fanboy strokers.

Delivered in streams and downloads at SD and HD resolutions peaking at 720p, Siren XXX Studios’ updates are definitely (and defiantly) homemade yet often bring substantial visual splendor to your screen. In cramped car backseats, truck beds, movie theaters, and hotel suites, the outrageous carnality of Dee and her friends comes through loud and clear.

Across the three sites of Siren XXX Studios, members find close to 400 scenes, all of them apparently exclusive to this hidden gem of a homegrown porno network. Each of the sites offers a slightly different take on the outrageous sexual antics and the Sirens and their fellow fuckers, making for an all in all epic take on neighborhood nastiness.

Cons:
Siren XXX Studios is most definitely a semi-pro operation. Far from the glitz and polish of mainstream studio porn, these sordid AV adventures can be badly lit, poorly framed, and disappointingly low resolution. Even the HD content often seems to have been upconverted from SD sources, though this could just be a result of the incessant low lighting.

If you’ve got a thing for Dee already, chances are you’ll be into the rest of the female cast members, thick and juicy homegrown sluts they are. A few slimmer, more athletic women throw down with Dee and co., but for the most part Siren XXX Studios fills its roster with authentic suburban hot wife types with ample curves.

The most recent updates to Siren XXX Studios’ online offerings carry original release dates of 2013 - 2017 and don’t appear to get any more recent than that. Is older content being rereleased or does it just take Dee and Wayne a solid year to edit a single scene? Is Dee still actively shooting or has she quit? Thankfully, she’s still at it - there’s just no telling if or when that content will land here.

Taking random dicks from seemingly any interested party, Dee Siren sensibly insists most of her partners wear condoms while pounding away at her juicy pale hot wife gash. Those viewers who insist on porn remaining in the realm of total fantasy will find this latex intrusion hard to tolerate.

Conclusion:
Though it’s not a huge site, Siren XXX Studios is well stocked enough to keep most appetites satiated. While the HD isn’t crystal clear, it’s not so lacking you’ll feel the need to bitch and moan about it. And, even though the sex can feel far too amateurish to be a serious turn on, there’s all kinds of folks out there watching all kinds of porn, and there’s surely a place for Dee Siren and her fellow cock and cunt gobblers to enjoy themselves for our entertainment. Wild hotel room orgies and first-time gangbangs push the limits of the everyday women letting Dee and Wayne shoot their latest and greatest sexual accomplishment, sending them into hyper orgasmic fits before they guzzle down multiple loads. Sex in parked cars, behind public walls, and in other not-so-discreet locations keeps things sizzling with a sense of teenage fun but really it’s all about Dee Siren herself. A committed whore if ever there was one, the adventures of Mrs. Siren make for compelling viewing, even if her studio’s official site is lacking finesse.