Shemale Blowjobs review

Shemale Blowjobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/17/2012

Overview:
You know that saying "It takes one to know one"? Well, it doesn't just refer to whatever insult Person 1 just slung at Person 2; it can also be applied to sex. Think about it, folks - you've no doubt heard or read women saying that although they prefer cock, only another woman can really get it right with her tongue. Well, shouldn't the same also apply to the male of the species? I'm not proposing all us straight guys rush out to the Tool Box and stick our dicks in the mouths of bears, but can't we meet halfway?Male-to-female transsexuals cop a lot of flack for their seemingly odd place in the register of human sexuality, but there's no real reason us more "manly" men can't learn a few lessons from our ladyboy friends, is there? Shemale Blowjobs sure doesn't seem to think so! Flashing images across its tour pages that show hot-lipped tranny whores getting down on bended knee, not to propose, but to accept some lucky guy's boomstick into their mouths. There you have it, folks. This site is named Shemale Blowjobs and it's about, wait for it, shemale blowjobs! Man, with ideas this golden, it's a wonder we didn't all become pornographers! So, how much will it cost you, the home viewer and blowjob aficionado, to get inside the Shemale Blowjobs pantry for a month-long binge? A sum of $28.32 will get you through the door and onto an exclusive collection of High Definition (supposedly 1080p) videos, high-resolution photos, and tranny after cock-smoking, load-toking, lip-smacking tranny!

Pros:
It takes a thief to catch a thief and it takes a receiver of blowjobs to give one of the best blowjobs you've never before had the pleasure of experiencing; that's why Shemale Blowjobs throws one deliciously decadent pre-op transsexual into each scene. A mix between gay and straight and kink and oral-only, the scenes here are hardcore without necessarily having any anal, kinky without a whip or chain in sight.

Shemale Blowjobs presents its scenes in very attractive 1280x720 pixel High Definition packages, showing off the tranny performers and the stiff-dicked dudes they blow in solid detail. Streams and downloads are both available and should take care of most viewer preferences.

Not content with just giving members good-looking videos to enjoy, the Shemale Blowjobs crew have ensured photo fans are kept happy, too. Reaching resolutions of 1066x1600 pixels and looking clear and fairly dynamic. These images can be viewed online in their galleries or downloaded in zip form.

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Cons:
Wandering into the update listing that logs every scene added to Shemale Blowjobs is kind of like wandering through a ghost town; something's there, but it's not immediately apparent. After noticing that the most recently uploaded scenes were dated October 2011, it became clear: Shemale Blowjobs hasn't added any content in four months and might never do so again.

Now that updates have apparently ceased to arrive, it's beginning to look like Shemale Blowjobs won't ever manage to pass the 100-scene mark. The 72 scenes already online might be enjoyable and fulfilling enough for some users, by those with hefty appetites will surely be hanging out for more.

The Shemale Blowjobs tour pages made a number of boasts, but one of the most exciting regarded the existence of 1080p HD videos inside the members area. With the largest available videos only hitting 720p, it's clear that those 1080p videos are being held for ransom by a gang of unruly porn pirates after they raided Tranny Ticket's servers to loot 'n' plunder. Comrades! We must avenge these extra HD pixels... or die trying!

It's a damn shame that with so much going for it, Shemale Blowjobs still seems to churn out an unfortunate number of scenes in which the featured performers appear somewhat bored or disinterested in the task at hand. Far too often, the moneyshot or shots are brought about only by self-applied masturbation, not direct stimulation from a partner.

Conclusion:
It may seem like the logical assumption to make - hell, I made it earlier on in this review - but having a dick of your own does not necessarily make you better at sucking the dicks of other men. Witness the number of Shemale Blowjobs that only reach an ejaculatory climax thanks to the handiwork (geddit?) of the performers, tugging as they do on their own cocks to close out the party. Although, sure, there are lots of face, chest, and body shots, they don't quite make the same impact when the people giving and receiving them seem about as enthusiastic as an anti-theist on Christmukkuh. The videos do look pretty good, though not as good as they would at 1080p, and the photos shouldn't disappoint. Now that updates have seemingly run out, though, not even the magical letters H and D can inspire the amount of blind faith Shemale Blowjobs' fans require if this site is going to keep on keepin' on for much longer.