Pretty 4 Ever review

A global industry has been built around the concept of preserving the appearance of youth. Encompassing cosmetics, fashion, hair styling, cosmetic surgery, tanning, and even some elements of the entertainment industry, the culture of eternal youth is a pervasive one, to be sure. You’ve all seen images, whether in Woody Allen’s Love and Death or numerous fairytale storybooks, of the old European (often Russian) crone. Gaunt and hideously ugly, often with a large, hooked nose, plentiful moles or warts, and a cackling, conniving voice, the crone has thankfully never been a staple of Europorn or Eurotica (both being portmanteaus of my own devising). European adult entertainment, devoid of images depicting a naked crone beneath a waterfall, instead show the seemingly eternal youth of young Hungarian, Czech, Spanish, and, in the case of Pretty 4 Ever, Russian women. Whether these beauties are naturally breathtaking or they’ve bought into the cosmetics industry and are preserving their fresh-faced appearances artificially, we don’t know. All we do know is that, thanks to the efforts of the site’s webmasters and photographers, these girls will truly be Pretty 4 Ever.

Pros:
The models are the most important feature of Pretty 4 Ever and they definitely don’t disappoint. Instead of simply accepting the usual gaggle of gorgeous but ubiquitous European models, the Pretty 4 Ever team has assembled a throng of mostly new models and managed to show them in a truly seductive light.

As with most high-end Eurotica sites, the quality of imagery hosted by Pretty 4 Ever is incredible. Photos reach resolutions of about 4000x3000 pixels and give stunning views of the gorgeous models. Videos, too, are impressive and hit 1920x1080 pixel resolutions, filling your screen with stunning shots.

Updates usually arrive on the site five times a week, adding to the already impressive archive of original, exclusive scenes. There’s already over 500 photo galleries online, which is great, and well over 100 videos, which, although not the most impressive figure, is still very good for a site like this.

Those Russians know how to make great erotica, I’ll give ‘em that. Placing the beautiful, beautiful young women in picturesque locations - in front of a mountain range, beneath a waterfall, in a lush wheat field, on a fallen oak in the woods - they give us home viewers the chance to see two of the most attractive aspects of Russia: the young women and the countryside.

Cons:
Where Pretty 4 Ever was once updating five times a week, it now only seems to add content four or five times a month. Appearing on apparently randomly selected days each month, the frequency, or rather the infrequency, of these updates does not bode well for Pretty 4 Ever’s future.

Pretty 4 Ever’s servers don’t just underperform, they almost don’t perform at all. When downloading videos for this review, I found download speeds were so sluggish and to be almost useless, only occasionally hitting a speed I would call adequate.

Although it does feel like a privilege to have the chance to witness the stunning, gorgeous models of Pretty 4 Ever, it would be a real treat to get to know a bit more about them. Profile pages, biographies, and even interviews are standard on many other erotica sites, why not here?

Like the models, the scenes are left to speak for themselves. A bit of background on the location and the shooting process would be very helpful in establishing mood and giving the site a more detailed, cultured backing.

Conclusion:
Mother Russia might not be the most attractive nation to American travelers - in fact, it rarely seems like Americans that aren’t politicians or diplomats visit the hammer and sickle - but what you’ll see at Pretty 4 Ever will certainly make you feel like visiting the home of Peter the Great, Andrey Tarkovsky, and Boris Yeltsin’s liquor cabinet. The models featured in the site’s archives are breathtakingly beautiful young women who shed their inhibitions and their clothes for your enjoyment. Posing in a variety of outfits and in a variety of exotic locations (and, it must be noted, fairly bland studio floors), these women present a youthful, sensual, exotic face of Russia that isn’t always well represented. At $24.95, Pretty 4 Ever isn’t the cheapest site on the ‘net, but it’s certainly not as ridiculously overpriced as many and is well worth checking out if you like your women young, European, and just pretty as all get out.