Paradise Films review

Paradise Films review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/29/2015

Overview:
Whether it's a plethora of virgins awaiting your dick in heaven, an unpopulated tropical beach at sunset on a balmy Balinese evening, a morning's sleep-in, or front row tickets to see your favorite band, the lure of paradise calls us all, forcing us to do things we'd never otherwise consider just to have a chance at momentary bliss. Stiffia website Paradise Films is bold enough to throw the P-word on everything it does; surely this company's porn can't be all that special, all that heavenly, can it? Touting scenes titled 'Busty Teen Likes it Rough,' 'College Girl Goes Wild,' 'First Time Threesome,' and 'She's a Nympho,' Paradise Films is clearly a studio that prizes fresh young talents and their gently sizzling sexual style, but it's also home to more outrageously carnal encounters. Plastic-wrap bondage, punk-rock couples, women's prison sex, teenage threesomes and orgies, and even some high-burlesque can be found in Paradise Films' archive, much of which is now offered in stunning 1080p HD video formats. While normally costing you $29.95-a-month, access to Paradise Films also brings you closer than ever to complete Stiffia network access. Now, isn't that about as close to paradise as we can expect to come in this lifetime?

Pros:
Paradise Films is far from a one-trick pony. Alongside its stellar archive of teen-starring, softly lit erotic hardcore scenes there's a growing collection of more risqué smut, including rough sex, bondage, abduction fantasies, intense ass-fucking, and a whole ocean of facials. Fans of porn both boldly carnal and more gently and slowly devastating will be pleased with the mix.

High Definition videos keep Paradise Films' members from wandering off to another, higher quality smut merchant. Reaching 1080p in streams and downloads, the HD videos offer strong detail, deep vibrant colors, and an effective mix of shadow and light that wavers between grungy decadence and bright virginal sunshine.

The women of Paradise Films are largely the sort you'd expect to find awaiting a sexually frustrated man in heaven. From slim and slender teens to ultra-curvy porno babes like Daisy Rock, Lucia Love, and Jasmine Jae, there's plenty of very fine female performers. We're given very good views of each woman thanks to the aforementioned HD videos; and, boy, are they great to look at!?

Paradise Films' online archive holds 62 DVD releases containing a collective 336 scenes and sees another scene added almost every day (or every other day). A discount is also now in place that will get you inside this particular porno Paradise for only $14.95. Oh, and Stiffia network access is available too, though conditions apply.

Cons:
Browsing Paradise Films should be a pretty simple process, but unfortunately it's not. There's far too many scenes with only a "Scene Caption Missing - Coming Soon" thumbnail image in place of a preview shot. How are you supposed to know anything about a scene without such visual clues?

Essential to any large site or network is a functional model roster or index page. Unfortunately, Paradise Films' model page is rife with missing photos, misidentified models, broken scene links, and general disarray. There's also a very good chance the link you click will lead nowhere but back to the homepage.

Even more obnoxious is the erroneous listing of recent updates that, when selected, lead you right back to the Paradise homepage. I've tried different browsers, various navigation paths, and prayer: none of which made the allegedly available movie Captured actually able to be viewed.

Stiffia obviously saw how other porn networks ran their business and thought, "I don't fucking think so!" A fairly unique set-up, Stiffia is initially closed to Paradise Films members but opens up one-site-per-month as long as your membership remains valid. You'll be paying for these bonuses, but it's still a good deal if you plan to stick around.

Conclusion:
Only a completely problem-free Paradise Films website could live up to its ambitious name and I'm afraid this site is riddled with issues. Many scenes have no preview image available and instead show a placeholder card, but the navigational issues don't stop there: models' portraits are missing and women are misidentified, many scenes appear to be available but are definitely not currently online. As noted, the sex ranges from fairly tepid teen coupling to trios and groups that fuck without holding anything back. High Definition videos and gorgeous Euro pornstars will only get Paradise Films so far, and while it'll be far enough to charm some viewers into subscribing, most will wait it out in the hopes that the crew behind Paradise will get off their fannies and make this site the brilliant porno outlet it very easily could be.