Pantyhose Pops review

Pantyhose Pops review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/15/2014

Overview:
Where do you long to deposit your pent-up seed? Most guys dream of coating faces, tongues, lips, chests, asses and abdomens, but the sky really is the limit. (Although good luck getting gravity to agree with that.) At Fetish Network, you'll find ejaculate flying from urethra a-plenty and landing on every body parts imaginable, as well as on leather straps, bondage ropes, and all manner of sexual implements, tools, toys, and aids. On one Fetish Network site in particular, however, cum coats a certain kind of clothing: hosiery. Placing pornstars and amateurs eager for attention at "your" feet (thanks to a POV camera), Pantyhose Pops shows handjobs and blowjobs applied to realistic (but fake) cocks that explode when worked by an expert hand. And boy do they explode! Shooting streams and wads and gushes of spooge at the girls, the scenes are made quite messy by these faux-boners. Pantyhose Pops charges $39.95 for one month of access, but also provides passage into the 48 other Fetish Network websites it's connected to. At least it costs less than taking your girl out to dinner and buying her some new stockings.

Pros:
Exclusive hosiery fetishism is what Pantyhose Pops is all about. Well, to be more specific, it's about women whose legs look great in hose getting on their knees and sucking your virtual penis. Yes, Pantyhose Pops has utilized the POV camera position to give you the feeling of really being serviced by these long-legged ladies.

Speaking of the ladies, although there isn't that many of them here yet, those that have made appearances did some wonderful work. Blonde hotties Callie Carter, Mae Olsen, and Chloe Foster appear alongside tatted-up brunette Ashton Pierce, Latina babe Layla Lopez, kinky Alice Mason, and Filipino-American Mena Li all go to work as both givers and receivers of pleasure. Some have never met a fucking machine before and are shocked!

Shot and delivered in 1080p High Definition video, Pantyhose Pops' scenes offer significant levels of detail and certainly won't prevent you from grabbing two large eyefuls of whomever is working their magic. Hitting 3000k bitrates, the most impressive videos are a treat, unlike the disappointing photo content.

Pantyhose Pops is quite the small site, but with free access to every one of the 48 other Fetish Network sites included in your membership package, you've got thousands upon thousands of depraved hardcore movies to enjoy, with new scenes arriving most every day.

Cons:
If realism is something you care about even slightly, Pantyhose Pops probably won't be for you. The POV shoots look great and the girls do top-notch work on the knobs presented to them, but those knobs are not real knobs. Fucking machines are in use throughout Pantyhose Pops and, while this often leads to scorching masturbation scenes, the cumshots are about as legitimate as Snooki's celebrity.

Almost all Pantyhose Pops galleries hold not digital photos but screencaps. Pulled straight from the videos they accompany, these screencap galleries don't offer anything especially worthwhile and certainly won't please high-res image fans.

Holding a mere 37 scenes, Pantyhose Pops is one of Fetish Network's smaller sites. Thankfully, it's also one of the network's newest and will hopefully grow steadily for some time.

Evil Angel director Kevin Moore has two lines of DVD releases focusing on almost exactly the same thing as Pantyhose Pops. Instead of full-leg-covering pantyhose, though, his Panty Pops and Spandex Loads releases cover significantly more or less skin and don't feature sheer-wear as often as this site. That difference (and a fish-eye lens) aside, Moore's work is a less kinky, more mainstream effort that'll be of interest to many, I'm sure.

Conclusion:
Hosiery fetishism seems to have risen in popularity in recent years, but I can't for the life of me figure out why. Whatever the reasons, Pantyhose Pops is a new site from Fetish Network that combines regular hosiery fetishism with explosive cumshots. Strangely enough, the cumshots are spewed forth not by real penises, but by fake dongs filled with fake jizz. These fucking machines do have an upside, though: the girls like to fuck them before steadying themselves for "your" deposit. Videos are looking very nice indeed at 1080p HD resolutions; the still images, however, need some attention. It'd be too easy to criticize Pantyhose Pops for its small size - it holds only 37 scenes at writing - but all members receive free access to every one of the other 48 Fetish Network sites, making this a solid deal even if you couldn't give a rat's ass about thread counts, runs, and high lycra content.