Old Nanny review

Old Nanny review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/20/2015

Overview:
The girl you love should, according to many, be young and pretty and willing to start a family. But what if she isn't? What if you find yourself uncontrollable attracted to a woman of advanced years, someone who's experiences are deeper and more varied than your own, someone with wrinkled, even craggy skin? And what if you're a lesbian eager for attention from older women, not the younger girls everyone assumes you'd be into? Then, my friends, you take a leaf from the book of Old Nanny. Filled with women well over the age of 40 who nevertheless manage to maintain a very healthy sex life, Old Nanny pairs these finely-aged sluts with younger women who can not only get these old cunts off but can probably learn a thing or ten about sapphic sex in the process. Old Nanny promises exclusive HD hardcore scenes, unlimited downloading and streaming, regular updates, and free access to two bonus sites, all for the monthly price of $29.95. Can a site focused on geriatric former-babes really be worth nearly thirty bucks, even if they are being eaten out, finger-filled, and dildoed to their complete satisfaction? What about your tastes: do you want to watch the world's crustiest, wrinkliest pornstars hang on to their fading careers for dear life? Are you willing to pay a monthly fee to do so? Take a good long look at Old Nanny, seen here through the Mr. Pink's eyes, make your choice and live your life.

Pros:
The naked, fucking grannies of Old Nanny appear to be of Central or Eastern European origin and have all types of bodies and attitudes. Old Nanny's 720p video streams and downloads show the aging sluts in strongly detailed frames that capture their wrinkled skin, sagging breasts, slacking figures, and toothless cum-hungry mouths quite well.

Employing dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, pelvis- and face-mounted strap-ons to deliver pleasure to their much-older partners, the young women adopting the traditionally aggressive male role in these lesbian hardcore scenes bring variety and vivacity to the site. Baths and showers are used often, as are rubber sheets along with some bondage wear and gear. When guys are present, they provide a stiff dick for granny to ride and a load for her to gulp down.

Old Nanny has, in the two years since last Mr. Pink's visited, doubled in size. Now holding 146 scenes, each one original and exclusive, Old Nanny's archive is getting larger thanks to steady updates. Also included in memberships is access to Frenzy BDSM and Oma Hotel, the latter another granny-focused site.

Cons:
Image galleries don't contain photographs but screencaps pulled directly from the accompanying videos. These images are quite disappointing, not only recycling the same footage but lacking the visual strength decent photos would offer. It'd be great to see some actual photo galleries online here, but I wouldn't hold my breath waiting.

Many tired-looking performers fill out the Old Nanny roster. With minimal smiling or expressions of excitement, these rather unfortunate models don't just look sour and disinterested, they act like they're shooting for the money (which can't be much) alone. This has an unavoidable effect on the sex.

I'm usually willing to forgive, or at least ignore, poor camerwork but Old Nanny's crew has a lot of explaining to do. Why, for instance, are they incapable of keeping the camera still for more than five seconds, denying us strong and lingering shots of the bodies at play?

Models are not granted the dignity of profile pages, leaving viewers without any concrete idea of the age, nationality, sexual orientation, or sexual habits of their chosen GILF. The sex itself is often devoid of personality and can feel a bit lifeless and rote. Maybe these grannies should get all fucked up on some chemical substance and go a little bonkers! (It'd be more fun that this, that's for sure.)

Conclusion:
Like many actual old ladies, Old Nanny is struggling to compete against younger, better developed, and more entertaining porn sites. The elderly performers often seem to be struggling to get excited about the scene and turn in rather lifeless performances from time to time. The younger women paired with the grannies fare a bit better but also seem to be somewhere else, mentally and erotically. High Definition videos show the women as they are: wrinkled, spotted, slightly bruised, but nevertheless here to get their collective and individual freaks on. There's many areas of Old Nanny that need improvements, updates, and upgrades, but overall its the predictable side-effect of having older performers that brings this otherwise fun (if insanely lo-fi) site down a few notches.