NuErotica review

NuErotica review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/28/2015

Overview:
"Erotica" is a term generally used to soften the blow of what would otherwise be called "pornography". After all, if it shows two people having sex for the purposes of arousing the audience, it's porn. Tasteful nudes, simulated sex, and anything that doesn't focus on explicit images of sexual activity can and will be regarded as erotica by most, but there's so many styles, schools, and levels of explicitness in erotic works that the term itself doesn't really help anyone considering a NuErotica membership. NuErotica's tour pages provide enticing pics of exquisite models who'd look equally at home on the catwalk and half-naked on your computer screen and shows them posing on sunny beaches, in seductive lingerie, and even stripped down to your basic blue jeans, looking mighty fine in whatever scenarios is presented. These women aren't your average European porno models, either, and instead appear to have been sired in the more risque ends of the fashion industry. There's a supermodel quality to many of NuErotica's stunners, and you'll no doubt enjoy their work in high-res photo galleries and HD videos that aim to capture every iota of their inner (and outer) eroticism. Charging its members $24.95-per-month for access to its collection of "the newest, the hottest and most known sexy models from around the world." Care to step into this sun-drenched tropical wonderland and check out some fine-ass females? Yeah, me too - let's hit it!

Pros:
The NuErotica models include plenty of incredibly sexy European women like Liana Gumarova, Alexa Varga, Lera Musikhina, and Vavera. Mostly Russian, Czech Republic, and former Yugoslav nations. Many women are tall, leggy, solidly-build babes that could very well be described as Amazonian. Often appearing in suggestive non-nude galleries as well as partial and full-nudes, these curvaceous women are a visual treat.

High-resolution imagery abounds at NuErotica, with both photos and videos available in hyper-detailed formats and resolutions. Galleries hold 1024, 2000, and 4000px, providing crystal clear shots even when viewed at full-size. Videos can be streamed or downloaded in resolutions as small as 240p and as large as 1080p, the latter by far offering the best quality.

All NuErotica members are given two great freebies for signing up: the lesbian face-sucking bonanza I Kiss Girls and the plentiful glamour-porn, masturbation, and lesbian sex offered by VIP Area. Both sites come at no extra cost and make NuErotica membership far more worthwhile than it would be all on its lonesome.

Cons:
NuErotica never claimed to hold exclusive content… which is good, 'cause it doesn't. Taken from magazine and Internet publications throughout Europe, this material shouldn't be considered anything but a collection of fine beauties from around the continent. They might not be faces familiar to you, but they're hardly unknowns.

NuErotica may manage to add a new gallery every other day, but it's still a disappointingly small site. The 114 photo galleries are a good start but they're let down by the video archive, a mere 29 scenes deep. Since the content isn't totally exclusive, there's really no excuse for not boosting the numbers a bit here.

Many NuErotica videos are not actually HD as advertised. Instead, they're been up-converted from standard definition resolutions, resulting in noticeable pixilation and other distortions. Not only that, but there hasn't been a video update since late 2013. Are videos deader than Dom DeLuise.

If you're after something more exciting than repeated close-ups of models posing in partially-nude states, skip NuErotica and snag yourself a membership somewhere with a bit more variety and a video archive that is more than mere bonus content.

Conclusion:
Although they look very good in 4000px resolutions, the dazzling nude images provided by NuErotica aren't enough for this site to warrant a recommendation from this particular porn critic. Videos do appear in very strong 1080p resolutions, but most fall into the up-converted category and look rather drab, even distorted. Updates are reasonably fluid when it comes to photo galleries, but the video archive haven't been added to in more than a year. Luckily, those of you who do join NuErotica will have quite a few absolutely stunning statuesque models to gawk at. Standing tall and proud, showing off their fine figures and smoldering sexualities, these ladies often look an incredible treat. When they don't, though, there's little to save NuErotica from its failures.