Missionary Boys review

Missionary Boys review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/15/2019

Overview:
Ever wonder why young Mormon guys are so eager to go on those far flung missions, earn their proverbial stripes, and return as a proper LDS man? Well, if you take the word of Missionary Boys, there’s a whole lot more to your average Mormon mission than proselytizing to the heathens: it’s an all out orgy of all-male sexual exploration! Missionary Boys takes a sordid look at the filthy behind-the-scenes sex acts taking place between LDS elders, missionaries, and eager hopefuls just trying to make a good impression on the Lord. Put to work serving their elders with handjobs, blowjobs, and tight rear passages for them to slide into, the young guys of Missionary Boys submit to the kinkier parts of their LDS training and the results are shared here on the site of the same name, in rich HD videos that push the boundaries of religious satire and parody. Charging $29.95 a month for access to its all-male hardcore suck-n-fuck fest, Missionary Boys is a taboo take on gay sex that’s bound to ruffle a few feathers.

Pros:
The educated, experienced older men taking control of the Missionary Boys’ education are silver foxes and daddy-ish bears with a penchant for twenty-something ass. The highly cultivated productions see most guys dressed in silky white suits and that infamous magic Mormon underwear.

The sex unfolding at Missionary Boys is quite high concept. Missionary training and private lessons turn into mutual hand and blowjobs. Elders “train” their young wards orally, manually, and anally, having them to the older man’s tongue, fingers, and cock in preparation for a fully committed life of perverted Mormon practice.

One or two updates land at the Missionary Boys homepage every week, adding another dose of audio-visual goodies to the growing collection. Each new video comes in 1080p HD streaming and downloadable options, both of which bring strong, clear images to your screen. Photography is quite excellent here with deep blacks, powerful shadows and lighting, and tight, intimate framing.

Already home to more than 500 scenes and adding more all the time, Missionary Boys is no slouch when it comes to filling your fap time with super-fine all-male sex. Not only that, but Missionary Boys also allows its members access to the other site making up the burgeoning Say Uncle network: Family Dick.

Cons:
Once called Mormon Boyz and a partner site to the still operational Mormon Girlz, this site has been rebranded and paired with another site to create an upstart all-male porn network: Say Uncle. There’s only two sites attached at the moment and with the Missionary Boys productions often seeming a bit dated, perhaps rescued from Mormon Boyz, it’d be great to see a bit more network growth here.

Mormon Boyz had a good run but stopped producing new content about a year ago. Is the Missionary Boys content all new? Hell no, but some of it might be a bit more recently produced than the Mormon Boyz updates of old. Confused? Yeah, that’s what even a minor name change can do.

Photo galleries are notably absent from scene update packages. Members do receive screencap galleries that can scratch that still image itch many of us still feel, but they’re not as strong or exciting as a decent high-res photo gallery would be. With such powerful photography, it’s a shame there’s no decent stills galleries to showcase it all.

If it’s the Mormon angle that excites you most about Missionary Boys, there’s a hetero site, Mormon Girlz, that remains out of reach. Now, sure, a gay site and a hetero site together have limited audience, but the option to check out what the sister-wives are up to at no extra cost would be awesome.

Conclusion:
Missionary Boys, once known as Mormon Boyz, delivers religious-themed carnality of a highly forbidden nature and showcases a wide range of steamy sex between men of different ages. Anyone into a daddy-son setup will get a taste of it here, only with a focus on the religious training all LDS members must undergo before their final initiation. Updates hit Missionary Boys every week and keep the already well packed 500-plus-scene site growing. Although it appears some videos may have been remastered from 720p tot heir current 1080p size, the 1080p resolutions does look very good. Photography serves up heavy blacks, deep colors, and smooth, clean staging that keeps the sex feeling sacramental and taboo as hell. It would be great to see more network activity here, the two sites not exactly offering a wealth of fresh content each week, but even after a risky rebranding, Missionary Boys is well on its way to godliness.