Monster Curves review

Monster Curves review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/22/2016

Overview:
There are shapely women, those whose bodies follow S-lines and figure-eights but still remain quite slim, and then there are those with Monster Curves! Well, if you take Reality Kings' notoriously inauthentic version of reality, there are. Tour pages previews of this most tantalizing RK site show women with insanely abundant curves. Like the Violent Femmes classic 36-24-36, Monster Curves celebrates the thickest rears and fullest chests in porn, aiming to recruit as many naturally curvy beauties as implant-assisted ones and showcasing their physiques in gorgeous 1080p HD videos. As a Reality Kings site, Monster Curves is bound to host plenty of fun and colorful encounters as well as solid body-worshipping photography. Even the tour previews are almost impossibly sexy: bountiful asses in neon thongs thrust towards the camera, covered in baby oil, and looking larger than life lure you inside. Can it be true? Can such women really exist and can Monster Curves help them dazzle viewers worldwide by way of audio-video adult entertainment? If Reality Kings' track record is any indication, I'd say your $24.95 monthly membership fee is bound to be money well spent.

Pros:
If you're after the assiest, boobiest women in porn, you'll find 'em at Monster Curves. Alongside legendary hourglass hotties like Phoenix Marie, Mia Malkova, Lea Lexis, Sophie Dee, and Jayden Jaymes, you'll also find such very promising newbies as Kymberlee Anne, Ryan Smiles, Crystal Rae, Harley Jade, Kelsi Monroe, and many, many others well worth devoting some time to.

High Definition videos stream here at Monster Curves in 720p resolutions and download at 1080p in (mostly) MP4 files. The colorful bodysuits, tights, swimsuits, and lingerie worn by models doesn't look quite as vivid as in previews, nor do the models look quite as delectable. That said, there's no major complaints with the videos on hand and you should find recent episodes especially good viewing.

Now that Monster Curves has had years and years to develop its repertoire of thick thighs, heavy racks, and juicy rears. Even with updates floating between weekly and fortnightly schedules, there's been steady growth and Monster Curves now holds 253 scenes, serving them up on a bright, attractive platter of body-worshipping hardcore.

This is Reality Kings, folks, so network access is par for the course. Reality Kings now grants its members access to 45 websites, each one exclusive and providing original material. Mr. Pink's readers can slip into the wild world of RK porn for only $17.95 a month. Even with updates rarely arriving more than twice-a-month, that's a pretty damn good deal!

Cons:
Although it's members are usually stuck waiting two weeks between installments, there is the occasional mid-fortnight update that can give the impression that Monster Curves, like many Reality Kings sites, is about to switch to a weekly schedule. Then, after two unexpected episodes landing seven days apart, things go back to normal. Many members are clamoring for weekly updates.

Monster Curves' hyper-colorful previews and image galleries don't always match up with the corresponding videos, the previews looking over-saturated and even digitally altered to make the models' bodies look more curvaceous. For a studio called Reality Kings, these guys sure do bend the truth a lot!

Videos stream in 720p resolutions at their best, while downloads reach 1080p at theirs. It'd be fantastic to see Monster Curves and the rest of Reality Kings make both 720p and 1080p sizes available in both viewing modes. After all, with the 4K takeover looming large on the horizon, no major network can afford not to push their HD whenever possible.

Photo content could also stand an upgrade from its current online viewing resolution of just 900px. There are 1800px versions available in zip archives, but not in online galleries. Many sites are now offering 4000, 5000, even 6000px images as standard and, considering Monster Curves' photos are much more vivid than its videos, an upgrade here simply makes good sense.

Conclusion:
Dealing with Reality Kings sites, you tend to have a few main variables: the update schedule, the level of professional sheen, and the attitude of the performers, all elements that can easily make or break a new RK venture. Monster Curves isn't that new, first launching with a Kelly Divine and Sheila Marie double-header back in November 2007, so it's fairly safe to say this one will be sticking around for some time. And, with such delectably curvaceous performers hitting the homepage every two weeks or so, it's an RK site that'll surely consume much of your time on this already entertaining network. Some minor image upgrades would be great to see, especially bringing both 720p and 1080p videos to streamers and downloaders both. Otherwise, Monster Curves, I've got no real complaints. (Just, please, shoot Kymberlee Anne six or seven more times!)