Melone Challenge review

Melone Challenge review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/20/2016

Overview:
Czech born Mea Melone has been gradually infiltrating the international porn scene from her home base in Central Europe, shooting for Kink.com, Evil Angel, Brazzers, and Reality Kings, showing off her insane anal abilities and devotion to wild sex with heaping doses of lusty energy, and making quite an impression on the US industry. Left to her own devices, though, Mea Melone produces a unique kind of porn product, one that plays more like a hardcore reality show than a Naughty America scenario. Welcome, folks, to the Melone Challenge, where everyday amateur men get the chance to prove themselves a potential porno super-stud by working with the one and only Ms. Melone. It's fan-fucking meets Pornstar Apprentice meets gonzo "reality" porn - and it's entertaining as hell! Melone's slender, fit frame and charming, irreverent personality will keep members, who pay $29.95 for monthly access, coming back for more. It's rare to find a pornstar with a solo site that she not only produces and directs, but one that offers such a unique and intriguing sexual premise: could you handle fucking Mea Melone on camera?

Pros:
Melone Challenge offers exclusive content from a top-ranked European pornstar, director, and producer who also happens to be devastatingly sexy. Instead of the usual sex with porn studs, here she recruits everyday dudes with an interest in porn performance. Trying their hand at being Mea's on-screen beau, the guys are interviewed, sucked, fucked, and graded on their sexual skills.

A unique concept, Melone Challenge can, and often does, result in pretty racy sex. Although some guys fail miserably, others manage to please Mea and make a good quality hardcore flick at the same time. Facials, anal sex, DPs, groups, and gangbangs are all featured here at some point, sometimes with lesser known porn studs stepping in to ensure Mea's not left with a real life an on-screen anticlimax.

Melone Challenge's video content streams at 540p but downloads in both that size and a brilliantly clear and dynamic 1080p High Definition MP4 file. Both streams and downloads offer smooth viewing at both resolutions, while photo galleries disappoint a little, offering high-res (approx 5400px) shots by failing to provide a zipped download option or slideshow viewing.

Melone Challenge isn't going it alone these days, having partnered with POV Bitch, Shoot Ourself, Teeny Playground, My First Public, and Fake Shooting for a small but vibrant network available to members of all six sites. Now discounted thanks to Mr. Pink's bargain-porno mentality and nose for deals, Melone Challenge is a very affordable $19.95 per month.

Cons:
Melone Challenge's navigation tools are not well developed, nor is its design that functional. Individual scenes are not given their own viewing pages, instead stuck in the main scene index's 13-plus pages of listings. When you attempt to play a video stream, it simply runs in your current window surrounded by other scenes you may have started loading, only to switch to another. It's not a very effective or efficient layout.

Almost every single scene in the Melone Challenge archive is visually identical to the next, giving viewers few means of distinguishing one from the other aside from the wannabe studs trying to fuck Mea properly. A bland studio set with sofa, branded banner, and distinctly lacking in erotic atmosphere doesn't exactly help Melone Challenge remain memorable or visually unique.

Multi-lingual Melone shoots scenes in Czech and English and perhaps even another language or two. Unfortunately, there's no translated content here with English speakers left to wonder about what she asked her latest newbie, a fellow Czech, that made him blush and swoon. Subtitle files would be a fairly easy workaround for VLC users, if not others.

Do you really want to watch a guy struggle to stay hard enough to fuck his favorite pornstar, a woman who, given the right guy or girl, is an absolutely explosive performer, before he's finally asked to depart, leaving Ms. Melone unsatisfied? Such scenes may be entertaining and even amusing, but they're hardly that sexy.

Conclusion:
Mea Melone has created a unique and very intriguing hardcore reality-porn site in Melone Challenge. Unfortunately, it's not always engaging or arousing thanks to the often weak performances of the recruited male talent. Hell, some of the guys are such abject failures Mea laughs them off set, cracking wise about their obvious masturbation addictions or erectile disfunction. Those that do a good job, on the other hand, lend the project a believable, humorous, charmingly casual feel. Group sex, even larger orgies, DP sessions, and plenty of frenetic one-on-one fucking takes place here, some guys being well-matched for Mea, giving her not only a convincing and stable performance but a pretty righteous boning, too. Wouldn't you, if given the chance to fuck Mea Melone? (Well, wouldn't you at least try?) High Definition videos reach 540p online and 1080p downloaded, covering the action well even if the set is bland and impersonal. It's not the professionalism that you're here for, though. It's Mea and her new (adequate) costars that make Melone Challenge a pretty enticing proposition.