Mature Mega Pass review

Mature Mega Pass review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/01/2012

Overview:
Now that cougars and MILFs are enjoying greater public acceptance of their "alternative" lifestyle choices - pursuing younger men and priding themselves as an object of lust and longing despite their encroaching middle-age - you'd think women of all ages would be socially permitted to loudly and proudly declare their individual sexualities, no matter what they entailed. Past the age of 40 or 45, however, it is still seen as taboo for pre- and post-menopausal women to enjoy the carnal side of life as much as, say, a man of the same age. One place where you won't find any ageist sexual repression is Mature Mega Pass, a network of 23 hardcore websites devoted exclusively to older women and their still vibrant sexualities. From the extreme antics of Bizarre Mature Dildo and Mature Toilet Sluts to the seasoned whores seen on Granny Channel, Kinky Mature Gangbang, and Mature Gloryhole, there's plenty of 40-something, 50-something, even 60-something sluts to be ogled here at Mature Mega Pass, but it'll cost you around $51.65 (€39.85) per month. Man, at that price, this is going to have to be the unquestioned champion of all mature porn sites to be a worthwhile expenditure, especially in these tough times. Perhaps you'd be better off roaming the aisles of Ann Taylor Loft with your sunglasses on. Let's check in and weigh up the worth of Mature Mega Pass, Mr. Pink style!

Pros:
Mature Mega Pass presents its members with a large range of mature European hardcore content, in both photo and video formats, that encompasses everything from teen sluts fucking old men, old women in bondage, multi-MILF gangbangs, and plenty of cocksucking, tittyfucking and both vaginal and anal penetration. There are even a few sites whose titles include the word "bizarre" - how's that for variety?

Updates arrive on the central Mature Mega Pass homepage at least once but often up to four times a day, filling up the already well-stocked online archive of 3,525 scenes, each one bringing both video and photo items your way. Some of the networks sites update on lazier schedules than others, but overall there's not only plenty of content to see here, there's also going to be a bunch of new stuff each time you log in.

Equipped with an advanced site design that seems as young and fresh as its models do aged and experienced, Mature Mega Pass is a simple and straightforward network to use once you get the lay of the land. All of the network sites can be viewed in French, German, or English, and with or without fancy schmancy graphic fading effects; navigation options a-plenty guide your hand to the exact kind of MILF or GILF smut you're after.

Now that it's equipped with High Definition video files in both streaming and downloadable formats, Mature Mega Pass has become a leader in genuinely mature hardcore sites. The WMV downloads reach a peak of 1280x720 pixels and look quite good, if a little dull and noticeably interlaced, while streams hit 960x540 pixels and also look pretty damn decent. Hell, there are even some HD 3D movies online for those of you with 3D-capable televisions.

Cons:
There are dozens of gorgeous MILF and "very mature" women working in the porn industry, both here in the States and throughout Europe. Unfortunately, the majority of the ones hired by Mature Mega Pass and its sites appear to have been dealt a bad deal in the attractiveness department. There are far too many morbidly obese, stretch-marked, excessively wrinkled, gravity-afflicted older whores with faces that could only be called homely (or worse) on this network for the roster to garner two-thumbs-up (or even one) from Mr. Pink's.

Videos hosted by Mature Mega Pass's sites often feature dialog that is basically unintelligible, whether spoken in English or not, knocking the HD videos off their proud position of impressiveness. Suffering from a different issue altogether are some of the photo galleries; while a selection offer high-res images, most hold frames that only reach 1024px and really can't offer anything visually powerful enough to warrant a long, hard look.

A few of the networked sites no longer stick to a regular or frequent update schedule; in fact, some no longer update at all. The offending sites - Bizarre Mature Dildo, Bizarre Mature Sex, Creampie Mature, Granny Channel, Horny Mature Sluts, I Love Mature and a few others - have archives of varying sizes, but are all a substantial letdown thanks to their essential dead status.

Billed in Eruos and costing €39.85 a month (which currently converts to roughly $51.65 USD), Mature Mega Pass is one expensive motherfucker of a mature porn network. It'd be great to see a discount made available soon; without a discount or a lower regular price point, Mature Mega Pass will remain out of reach for many, many mature porn fans.

Conclusion:
The Internet has been in dire need of a handful of great mature porn networks for a while now. Only a few currently exist and none are all that impressive. Mature Mega Pass could've been the greatest of all; it has a massive archive, is update regularly and frequently, hosts some great hardcore fuck flicks, offers HD video formats, and, most importantly, doesn't try to pass 27-year-olds as MILFs, with its members instead prefering the virtual company of women in their forties, fifties, and sixties. Unfortunately, the videos look rather drab, the photo content is unimpressive in both style and quality, a number of the twenty-three networked sites appear to be completely dormant, and, costing over fifty bucks (USD) a month, Mature Mega Pass is insanely expensive, even for a network this large. Throw in some pretty damn unappealing models - I'm sure it's not just me; if you can honestly say this network is populated by babes, you'd probably lust after Paris Hilton's co-star in The Hottie and the Nottie: The Twilight Years, the inevitable septuagenarian sequel to the notorious bomb - and you're looking at a network that probably isn't worth half of what it costs, let alone fifty dollars!