Low Art Films review

Low Art Films review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/26/2012

Overview:
Pornographers are usually a pretty boastful bunch, declaring their studios or their latest release "groundbreaking" when it's just sub-standard gonzo porn, proclaiming their newest exclusively contracted performer "the most beautiful woman in the world" when she's a slightly less horse-faced SJP… At Low Art Films, however, the folks behind the scenes seem to be hedging their bets. What they produce is art, alright, but it's so far down on the artistic totem pole it's just a notch above Jersey Shore. Is that what they mean by "Low Art" or are they positioning their creations as coming from the underworld to take new life as erotic artworks of the highest calibre? Looking at the tour pages filled the evocatively lit and exquisitely photographed pussies, assholes, and rigid male members, however, it doesn't seem all that unbelievable that those wielding the cameras and clapper-boards on Low Art Films' sets are attempting to create powerful works of carnal art. You've got two options, fellas: either follow along with me and learn everything there is to know about Low Art Films online home or chance it and potentially blow $29.95 on a site you won't like. Already, if it adds incentive I'll even throw in an off-color joke or two. Low Art Films… prepare to be Pinked!

Pros:
Low Art Films has a very attractive look to most of its work. Low, dark lighting with colored highlights and a vaguely metallic sheen give everything a dynamic feel while keeping the gorgeous models your focus. The sex is fairly standard hardcore with the occasional anal, creampie, or cumswapping scene.

The Low Art cast list is an impressive one: Chase Evans, Jana Jordan, Faye Reagan, Jessica Jaymes, and even the infamous Janine Lindemulder is featured here. Better yet, Low Art has some fantastically sexy girl-girl scenes and the combinations are sizzling: Kami Kai and Natasha Nice, Faye Reagan and Dani Jensen, Darryl Hannah and Dillan Ryder, Capri Anderson and Shyla Jennings… Tell me those pairs aren't superhot!

Almost the entire video archive is available in High Definition formats. Peaking at 720p but also offering 540p and 480p files, the videos look gorgeous, the high-contrast lighting and glossy look giving each scene a glamorous yet gutter-slutty feel. Photos look great too, reaching 1620px resolutions.

A Fame Digital network is included in all membership packages and gives you access to the sites of Tera Patrick, Peter North, Silvia Saint, Rocco Siffredi and five of porn's hottest studios. Always looking out for my bros (ie: you, dude!), I've snagged you all a deal: get a month of Low Art Films (and therefore Fame Digital) access for the pissy little amount of $14.95! Score!

Cons:
Nothing new has been added to Low Art films in about eight months. That doesn't mean there isn't anything on the horizon, not exactly, but it sure as shit doesn't look like this site has a rosy future ahead.

Even before the updates disappeared faster than Soulja Boy Tell 'Em post-Pretty Boy Swag, Low Art was struggling to build a sizable collection. Now, with just 82 scenes and 75 photo galleries, there really isn't that much here at all. You'll no doubt end up being far more familiar with the other Fame Digital sites.

It's called "Low" Art Films, but the porn you'll find here isn't especially dirty. In fact, next to Rocco's site and the borderline-criminal White Ghetto, Low Art looks pretty damn tame. There are, after all, only four anal scenes on the site and not a single DP.

There are plenty of models appearing here under different names or misspelled versions of their usual names, sometimes both… on the same site! Dylan Ryder is also Dillan Ryder, Chayse Evans is also Chase, Charley Chase is also Charlie, Shyla Stylez can be seen here as Styles, and even poor old Anthony Rosano suffers the indignity of seeing some jerk named Anthony Rosana. Oh, the humiliation.

Conclusion:
Low Art Films is a tough site to review. After all, it hosts some very exciting porn, both visually and carnally speaking, and has drawn top names to its studios, yet it hasn't updated in eight months and shows no signs of imminent revival. If it's dead, it has left an extremely good looking corpse, but if it's just sleeping, I wish it'd wake the fuck up already. With just 82 scenes online and only 75 galleries, Low Art's members will no doubt find themselves wandering through the rest of the Fame Digital network they've (thankfully) been granted access to. Low Art's style - moody lighting, lots of rain scenes, and straightforward (but never boring) hardcore sex - is a great one and it'd be a shame to see this site disappear altogether, but without a revival that's where it's headed.