Japanese Slurp review

Japanese Slurp review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 12/09/2014

Overview:
One of the earliest memories of Japanese pornography that I have didn't cement itself in my memory with images of inhumanly busty school teachers, vagina-invading tentacle monsters, or girls' bukkake-drenched faces: it was the sound. A chaotic and sloppy sucking sound emanated from a friend's computer while we were gaming and I was compelled to watch the source of the sound, a hentai scene focusing as much on the bodily fluids flying around as the bodies producing them. Japanese Slurp is an orally-inclined hardcore J-porn site containing Japanese AV (Adult Video) detailing the various techniques and tricks used by Japanese women to prove their fellatial power and ensnare their men. Part of the All Japanese Pass network, Japanese Slurp showcases the sucking, licking, stroking, oil-and-lube-aided methods of administering penile pleasure, but will it show every juicy detail or cover up crucial shots with censoring pixel clusters? Japanese Slurp seems to hold both censored and uncensored content and promises to deliver everything from POV facials to deep and dirty group sucking inside its members area. Getting inside will cost you $29.95-a-month, but as Japanese Slurp is very well connected to All Japanese Pass, I wouldn't worry about leaving unsatisfied. After all, with all this slurping going on, you'll hear the sounds of messy, sloppy, overly moist Japanese-style blowjobs looping in your mind for some time. I know I did.

Pros:
From straightforward POV blowjobs performed by women on their knees on the bathroom floor to round-table group sucking, interracial deep-throating, extremely messy solo, pair, and group facial splashing, erotic bathing and showering, and the use of oils, lubes, and toys of all kinds, Japanese Slurp covers almost every style of oral sex imaginable.

The women of Japanese Slurp are, in general, are shy but excitable young sluts looking to have their mouths filled and faces covered by erupting cocks. Often donning colorful costumes, work and school uniforms, and sultry lingerie to amplify the already steamy scenes, the girls work wonders on the dicks presented them. You'll no doubt be impressed by the likes of Minori Hatsune, Misa Yuki, and Risa Sakiyama and their loose lips.

Already home to some 862 orally-inclined hardcore scenes, Japanese Slurp nonetheless adds another every two days. There's no photo content to speak of here, which is a shame, but the videos should keep most users well-fed and satisfied. Although navigation tools could be improved, there's lots of variety to choose from here and each scene provides a detailed rundown of its content.

Access to the rest of All Japanese Pass's websites is included, allowing Japanese Slurp members to indulge in whatever kind of JAV they wish! Furthermore, Mr. Pink's has snagged a killer deal that'll get you inside this site and network for a mere $19.95-a-month!

Cons:
Japanese Slurp holds both censored and uncensored hardcore content, the former usually obscuring the juiciest details of a given scene with a floating cloud of pixels, the latter mercifully untouched and clear-as-day. Unlike some All Japanese Pass websites, Japanese Slurp doesn't offer the option to view only censored or uncensored content, keeping the state of your chosen scene a surprise until you hit 'play'.

Professing a devotion to oral sex that has cemented a large membership of interested viewers, Japanese Slurp still manages to cock it up a bit by throwing in too many fairly standard Japanese hardcore scenes, scenes that merely suck a little dick on the way to Pussytown, scenes that bypass the mouth-hole until the final messy conclusion. Not everything here is a marvel of cock-sucking skill.

Video quality is all over the place with Japanese Slurp failing to cement a site-wide HD standard resolution. In fact, videos don't even reach a High Definition resolution at all, sitting instead a little too casually in peak 720x404p frames whether downloaded or streamed in "HD" quality.

Models aren't always identified and those whose names are still unknown have their appearances tagged with "Japanese AV Model." Better model identification and fuller, more detailed profiles would be great to see here at Japanese Slurp. Otherwise, you run the risk of never finding a particularly slurp-happy model's other work.

Conclusion:
The Japanese style of porn can often seem like it's modeled after one adage: anything goes! Even on a site allegedly devoted nothing but blowjobs, variety spices things up nicely, but it also expands the reach of the site far beyond what its members were probably expecting. Many scenes end up being rather standard hardcore episodes, albeit ones with captivating dick-sucking segments, and this will disappoint those after a comprehensive and completely oral blowjob site. Videos are not delivered in High Definition resolutions, which is also disappointing, and viewers won't likely be thrilled with the 720x404p streams and downloads. Many videos look quite good, though, and there's plenty of worthy oral antics to enjoy here in Japanese Slurp's strong, frequently updated archive. Network access gives you ample extra J-porn to enjoy, all of it produced in Japanese by Japanese, but with heavy censorship and a somewhat unfocused premise, Japanese Slurp could use some refining.