Hands On Orgasms review

Hands On Orgasms review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 11/10/2012

Overview:
"The laying on of hands is a religious ritual that accompanies certain religious practices, which are found throughout the world in varying forms." (Yeah, thanks for enlightening us, WIkipedia.) Christians have been placing their hands on the saved and the damned since the beginning of recorded Christian history. In baptismal ceremonies welcoming new members into the folks, in the ordination of clergy members, and for all kinds of questionable, extreme exorcisms and the simplest of blessings, laying one's hands on another is thought to channel the power of a deity into a receiving human body through the medium of a priest, pastor, or otherwise befrocked dude. A more scientifically valid form of beneficial manhandling is of a sexual nature and the entire focus of Hands On Orgasms, a site run by a vibrator-wielding guy who wants nothing more than to see his subjects - his sexy female subjects - convulsing in orgasmic glee. Allegedly starting as an off-shoot to a female masturbation site that saw the featured masturbating women accept a helping hand from the cameraman, Hands On Orgasms isn't a mutual masturbation site and it's not a female masturbation site, it's a hybrid of the two that see the lucky man in question apply his manual skills to the aid of an already aroused woman. Getting inside the site will cost you $24.95 ($19.95 recurring), but could prove to be a genuinely unique porn experience.

Pros:
The women featured in Hands On Orgasms scenes are amateur British girls of varying ages, looks, shapes, and sizes. They're all here with a common purpose, though: to let a stranger's hands help them reach mind-blowing orgasms. I don't recall ever having seen another site dealing in this kind of unique content. Color me surprised!

There's a surprising amount of variety at Hands On Orgasms, with witch and bumblebee costumes coming into play, and even some orgasm denial scenes that see the vibe-wielding guy pull his hands away just as the girl is about to climax. Sometimes he dives back in and delivers an explosive final blow; sometimes he leaves her hanging until next time.

Videos are offered in multiple formats and can be either streamed or downloaded to your hard drive. Resolutions peak at 1280x720 pixels, High Definition, and generally offer good clarity in medium shots showing the women's full bodies and faces.

Bonus access to British Gals, a photo-only site, is included in your Hands On Orgasms membership package, but video fans should be thrilled enough with the 254 exclusive scenes online here. Updates keep the site growing and arrive every three days.

Cons:
Where most sites would group their video and photo content together, Hands On Orgasms and its sister site, British Gals, do no such thing. Photo galleries corresponding to Hands On's scenes are held on another site and this makes it tedious and unnecessarily time consuming to enjoy both videos and photos. If the webmasters are going to insist on having these two separate sites, there should at least be fluid navigation between them.

Although they do reach 720p HD resolutions, the videos seen here are quite bland and lack any real vibrancy. Seemingly shot in cheap motels and poorly lit bedrooms, the girls aren't exactly flattered by the lighting or the framing. There's definitely a lot of room for improvement, visually speaking.

Many updates fail to deliver one complete scene and these are instead split over multiple installments. You've got scene titles repeated with only a "001" or "002" to tell you whether you're watching a beginning, a middle, or an end, and a video archive that seems much larger, and its updates more frequent than they really are.

Occasionally, the model won't seem to into the scenes and you get the sense she'd prefer to be applying pressure to her clit herself. This can make the scenes a little uncomfortable to watch, even more so than they already are. Do you really wanna be staring at some guy's hands when you could watch a woman do wonders with her own?

Conclusion:
Hands On Orgasms is definitely one of the more unique sites to cross my virtual desk of late. With an exclusive collection of one-sided pseudo-mutual masturbation scenes that see one lucky guy applying precision manipulation to the pussies of a hundred-or-so women, there's something quite interesting going on here, something that pussy worshippers in particular will enjoy. Unfortunately, from the segmented scene updates to the off-site photos and the rather dull and pale videos, HD resolutions or no, Hands On Orgasms certainly has some troublesome areas in need of revision. Forcing members to visit another site, even one freely accessible to them, in order to see the photo galleries matching these scenes is a cheap move on the part of the webmasters. Unique or not, Hands On Orgasms isn't as fun as its sister site The Female Orgasm (which you don't have bonus access to) and fails to really capitalize on its ample promise.