Euro Angels review

Compared to the rather predictable girl-next-door types we so often seem to fawn over here in the US of A, beautiful women from Hungary, Romania, France, Germany, Luxembourg, Italy, Spain, and Sweden can appear to be heavenly creatures sent down to our mortal realm for the sole purpose of exciting our erotic imaginations. Wherever they might hail from, these angelic faces and devilish bodies are among the most impressive ever captured on film and, what’s more, their souls are decidedly decadent. Under the direction of Christophe Clarke, such notable European pornstars as Candy Alexa, Jasmine Black, Bea Stiel, Madison Parker, and Blue Angel wrap their every available orifice around something stiff and hard, whether naturally formed or artificial. While a few Americans occasionally turn up to offer their sexual expertise (I spy Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond), Euro Angels is an almost entirely European affair. Clarke knows what’s what and doesn’t waste any time getting to the hottest, kinkiest hardcore action you’re likely to find this side of legitimate fetish sites, so why not throw down the required $29.95 monthly membership fee and check out Euro Angels. Mr. Pink, the original and best pinked-up porno reviewer, has your back, fella.

Pros:
Christophe Clarke is a guy that definitely knows his way around a porn production. With a ton of features under his belt, Clarke directs with finesse and flair, showing off the rather obvious physical assets of his cast with aplomb. The visual style of his work is keenly developed and vibrant, as are the performances, which usually include plenty of deep penetrating anal work, sloppy oral sex, and aggressive lesbian sex.

The folks behind Euro Angels have the backing of John Stagliano’s Evil Angel porno empire and one hell of a casting director. The likes of Aliz, Angelica Heart, Black Angelica, Abbie Cat, Peaches, and Simony Diamond have gathered here under one roof to prove their pornographic worth; and prove it they do.

Many new Euro Angels scenes are delivered with multiple streaming options, the best of which is labelled “HD” and appears to be just that. These streams come through very clearly and sound great, too, which is extra cool considering all the crazy accents filling the soundtrack.

Already hosting over 400 scenes, Euro Angels updates every four days. If that’s not enough, members also receive bonus access to the entire network of 18 websites. Mr. Pink’s readers can also sign up at the discounted monthly rate of just $14.95.

Cons:
Although the tour page promised “hi-res pictures available for every scene”, the only image galleries currently available appear to contain screencaps taken from the videos. What gives, Mr. Clarke? Couldn’t have an extra guy on set snapping some real photos? I would have volunteered.

Not all newly added scenes are new productions and many are delivered without High Definition streaming options, leaving viewers ogling a less-than-stellar stream or download that looks quite out of place among the newer, better content.

Purists will surely take issue with the increasing presence of American pornstars on a site called Euro Angels. Sure, Bobbi Starr might be carrying a title called Bobbi Violates Europe, in which she, well, violates Europe, but she is still an American and is a little out of place on a Euro hardcore site.

None of the newer, HD-enabled Euro Angels scenes offer downloadable versions of the High Definition streams. Downloaders are stuck with 720x480 frames and the occasional 960x540 video, which can’t compete with the gorgeous streams. Hopefully a network-wide HD revolution will soon replace these somewhat lackluster downloads.

Conclusion:
For fans of European-pornstar-starring hardcore porn, it doesn’t get much better than Euro Angels, especially if you’re an American with a Euro fetish. In the opinion of this reviewer, having Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond on board to take you on a tour through the most decadent aspects of European porno-sexuality just makes this site all the more accessible. The HD streams provided with most new scenes look fantastic; we can only hope downloadable HD videos make their way online soon. Updates arrive relatively frequently and add to the already large archive of semi-exclusive content (some scenes and movies are licensed to other online distributors) and Mr. Pink’s readers can sign up at half-price and received free network access, to boot. Come on, why not indulge in some Euro Angel deliciousness?