Epic Sex review

Epic Sex review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/28/2014

Overview:
As soon as you realized that there was variety in sexual activity, there's probably only one constant that's been on your hopeful agenda: epic sex. Whether it's a new act you've never tried before, a new partner that blows your mind (among other things), or fucking in the great outdoors, we're all after a sexual experience as memorable as it is enjoyable at the time. Epic Sex is a site now included in the Porn Mastermind network, a site that showcases porn's hottest young performers in hardcore scenes described on the tour pages as "Fucking epic!" Exactly what this means, though, remains uncertain. The tour pages offer up rather generic previews of scenes starring Casey Calvert, Kennedy Leigh, and Sara Luvv (among others) and show them to be, well, pretty straightforward, from the looks of things. Then, hidden near the bottom of the tour page, a brief note explains the premise of this fledgling hardcore venture: "I spend my days and nights searching for hot girls that are DTF (Down To Fuck). The girls must be "Epic" in some way." Our host says he offers to take the girls on "epic dates" if they promise to give him "epic sex" as the night closes in. It's a curious setup, this one, and perhaps not one you'll be eager to impulsively give $29.99 each month, but all that could change once you've read Mr. Pink's very first review of Epic Sex.

Pros:
They said it was going to be epic, that the women shown here were selected because of their incredible (or, you know, "epic") bodies. Kennedy Leigh's dick-sucking-lips, Casey Calvert's trim and toned figure, Mia Malkova's ass, Jasmine's slender legs, and Sara Luvv's perfectly petite figure are among the attractions. There's both American and European performers here, too, which adds some variety.

Viewed in online streams, Epic Sex's movies don't look all that great. Download them in 720p or 1080p High Definition MP4 files that offer stronger, more dynamic images. Photos usually accompany each scene and present 1024, 1280, and 1600px images in zipped sets and online thumbnail galleries.

Part of the Porn Mastermind network, Epic Sex allows its members free access to another ten websites: Fucked Hard 18, Massage Girls 18, Fucked Hard GFs, Amateur Allure, Jules Jordan, Gloryhole Swallow, Mr. POV, Harmony Vision, Elegant Raw, and Girls Do Porn. While these bonus sites are not the full standalone iterations, they're nevertheless a valuable bonus. And, with a $17.95-first-month deal, Epic Sex is definitely affordable.

Cons:
Epic Sex's date scenarios are obviously phony, as well as strangely brief. Although our host claims he gives the girls memorably long and adventurous dates, they seem to last only a few minutes before it's back to the shack for some surprisingly uninteresting rumpy. Oh, and the premise of the European content is basically "young people have lovely sex" and nothing more.

The European and US-shot content differs quite a lot. European material looks softer with a diffused, subtle glow. American scenes are bright and bold, the girls playing up to the camera and altogether acting in a more sexually aggressive manner than their EU sisters and brothers.

It's great to join a site and find a strong helping of bonus content, but here at Epic Sex the Euro-shot bonus content far outweighs the US-shot Epic Sex content itself. Compared to the six American scenes, the 37 Epix Sex Passion and Epic Sex Massage scenes are treasure trove of carnal, sensual thrills.

As noted above, Epic Sex holds only six original scenes in its main archive, the rest occupied by licensed European works. Taken a tour-page value, Epic Sex seemed a promising venture, but inside it feels more like filler for the Porn Mastermind network and is nowhere near sufficient by itself. Updates also appear to have stopped completely for the US content and are slow and irregular with bringing new European scenes to the site.

Conclusion:
Coming on like an amalgamation of three websites (Epic Sex Date, Epic Sex Passion, and Epic Sex Massage), Epic Sex seems split into two distinct personalities: the gently, quietly seductive Russian twenty-something and the outlandish, brash, and bold American porno sluts that occupy the main featurettes. Barely holding 40 scenes, all but six of them Euro productions obviously licensed from elsewhere, Epic Sex is a fairly dismal effort from an otherwise promising network. Updates to the Epic Sex Dates (read: American) section have all but stopped completely, though, leaving fans clamoring for more and not getting it. If you find Epic Sex as thrilling as its owners do, you'll be thrilled with what's offered here. If you're more reaslitic, though, you'll see a site struggling to find its footing, a site relying on its network affiliation, a site that once showed promise now sinking before it's had a chance to thrive. What will become of Epic Sex? It seems not long for this world, but, then again, this fickle industry can turn on a dime at anytime.