Earl Miller review

In general, erotic art rarely delivers anything to its readers less sophisticated than two bodies pressed together in silhouette against a shower wall or a slim Nordic redhead bounding through a poppy field. Earl Miller recognized this as a fault and decided to simply fuck with convention as best he knew how. Throwing graphic depictions of intergenital congress into what might otherwise be classified “softcore porn” or “erotica”, Miller found that the combination of these two styles can be very thrilling indeed and, in early 1998, launched a website devoted entirely to his new artistic, pornographic endeavor. With plenty of ‘name’ pornstars included in the ranks of his models and with a definite eye for the aesthetic beauty of the female form, Earl Miller and his self-titled website bring you, dear reader, a fine selection of hardcore erotica. Recently overhauling his now twelve-year-old website with a new layout and High Definition video content, now is the best ever time to check out why Earl Miller’s smut is smuttier than anyone else’s smut; it’ll cost you $29.95 a month.

Pros:
Earl Miller’s style is very much in the Penthouse, Hustler vein. As it should be – he shot for Penthouse for many years. With clear presentations of dirty, filthy, delicious hardcore fucking, Miller perfectly combines the best parts of softcore glamour erotica and explicit hardcore on his very own site.

Top notch pornstar talent appearing some of the most glamorous yet filthily, graphically sexual work they’ve likely ever done? You bet I’m down for that. See the likes of Jenna Jameson, Jennifer White, Janine, and Sandra Shine in hardcore straight, lesbian, and group scenes.

Finally, the moment has arrived and High Definition videos have landed on the Earl Miller homepage. Hitting a resolution of 1280x720 pixels and looking very sharp and attractive, the HD videos are the best way to watch one of Earl’s scenes unfold.

Updates arrive almost every day and bring a huge amount to the already stacked archive. With almost 800 videos and over 1,500 photo galleries, there’s plenty to see and do here.

Cons:
Photos desperately need upgrading from their meager 1600x1067 pixel resolutions to more closely compete with various other erotic and glamour hardcore sites that are now hitting the 5000px range.

Recent changes to the site haven’t appeared to really change all that much, aside from the basic look. Navigation issues are as problematic as ever (see the point following this).

Navigation causes some difficulty. Video download links are awkwardly placed and sometimes yield uncertain results and, although there are six main content categories – Amateurs, Centerfolds, Pornstars, Threesomes, Girls on Girls, and Guest Galleries – there’s no central page from which to explore these.

Videos only number half of the photo galleries – a real disappointment when you consider that, when casting gaze on an extremely racy hardcore depiction of sexual congress, most folks want to watch it unfold in real time and hear all those sexy, noisy noises; features only videos real life can provide.

Conclusion:
It’s almost a shame to draw attention to the less impressive aspects of Earl Miller (the site, not the man), largely because what Earl Miller (the man) has managed to create from two disparate yet firmly established adult entertainment styles is a fantastic amalgam of softcore and hardcore that essentially brings a new level of sophistication and sheen to explicit smut, which is a joy to view, plain and simple. I suppose that’s why it’s so disappointing to see that even after a site-wide overhaul, the photo resolutions are still outdated and rather unacceptable. There’s an absolute need for photo resolution upgrades and a further refined navigation system would also be extremely helpful; why there’s no pictorial model index is beyond me. Still, for high quality glamorous hardcore, it’s tough to beat Earl Miller at what is essentially his own game.