Dirty Hard Drive review

Dirty Hard Drive review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/23/2012

Overview:
I've got a dirty hard drive. It's a 2TB Western Digital My Book and it currently holds about six or seven hundred gigabytes of porn. I've become a walking, talking compendium of hardcore smut. As an adult entertainment expert, it's only natural that I'd be well aware of the various porn networks currently operating; which ones are worthwhile and which ones are not; where to find the most impressive mainstream pornstars and where to find the skankiest amateur broads; which networks have decent-looking videos and which seems stuck in the '90s. Dirty Hard Drive isn't just what I've got stashed in my desk drawer, it's also a porn network hosting six exclusive sites: Katie Kox, Sophie Dee and Friends, Dirty Sluts & Studs, Bang My Hand, Kiera King, and The Squirt Instructor. With tour pages filled with large breasted women, wildly outrageous sexual scenarios, gorgeous pornstar babes, and plenty of deep, deep dickie', Dirty Hard Drive sure makes you wanna rub one out before work… or dinner… or you meet your future in-laws for coffee to wedding plans. For $29.75 a month, every Dirty Hard Drive member has access to all seven sites, weekly live webcam shows, and High Definition widescreen videos; soon, though, they can add the websites of Teagan Presley and Brandy Aniston to that already appealing list as those pornstars are due to launch their official online bases anytime now. Dirty Hard Drive is already online, though, and to wait any longer to check it out could cost you months and months of extremely enjoyable porn viewing. Let's sack-up and dig in!

Pros:
Dirty Hard Drive's six websites - Katie Kox, Sophie Dee and Friends, Kiera King, Dirty Sluts & Studs, The Squirt Instructor, and Bang My Hand - present a range of hardcore sex scenes taking in everything from cunnilingus and fellatio, threesomes and gangbangs, amateurs, anal, and Asians to striptease, strap-on sex, titty-fucking, and toys. Lots to see here!

Videos hosted by Dirty Hard Drive have only recently been made available for download and some reach very attractive 1280x720 pixel resolutions in their HD MP4 containers. Photos also look quite good and generally reach 1020px, occasionally peaking a little higher. Zips are sometimes made available, too, making mass hoarding of pictorial porn a cinch.

Most of Dirty Hard Drive's websites also provide members with regular (or semi-regular) live webcam shows starring the network's top stars, with past shows are archived for later viewing. Throwing in this bonus content makes Dirty Hard Drive much more irresistible but it's Mr. Pink's discount offer that'll really seal the deal for future members: how does $14.95 a month sound?

Cons:
For a network encompassing six websites, Dirty Hard Drive is disappointingly small with just 192 videos and 235 image galleries currently online. Alarmingly, there's actually less content online now than there was last time Mr. Pink's ran a review of Dirty Hard Drive. Sure, it might only be four or five items in each section (photos and videos) but any decrease in content is definitely cause for major concern.

It is quite likely that the dwindling content count is due to the surprising absence of formerly associated websites Tiffany Tyler, Jayla Starr, and King of Interracial. What happened to these sites and why they've gone offline without much of an explanation, I really can't say, but it sucks.

Updates usually arrive on Dirty Hard Drive's main page every two or three days but all sites have experienced periods of complete inactivity, sometimes lasting two or three months in one sitting. Without strictly adhered to weekly update schedules, Dirty Hard Drive could die the occasional month-long death again and again… it's impossible to know.

The vast majority of Dirty Hard Drive's videos are not supplied in HD resolutions and instead peak at either 720x480 or 852x480 pixels, neither of which look especially grand. The newly downloadable videos have also been experiencing a few bugs of late, not prompting you to save the file as any standard download process should. The admins are working on the issue, though, and it shouldn't be an issue for much longer.

Brandy Aniston and Teagan Presely's Dirty Hard Drive sites have been "coming soon" for well over a year at this point. Their small teaser banners now read "Coming in 2012" but the year is already half over and we still haven't been given any solid idea of when exactly we can expect to see Teagan and Brandy grace the network hub with their tantalizing presence.

Conclusion:
After three years of operation, Dirty Hard Drive is now at a crucial point in its life. With some HD movies filtering in to the main collection and the promise of two brand-new pornstars soon to have their very own network websites, it looks as if Dirty Hard Drive is making the move to the big leagues. Unfortunately, though, there are still some lingering issues that are cause for genuine concern. First of all… three years in operation and this is all this network can offer, a mere 192 scenes? A few sites formerly housed here disappeared in the time between this Mr. Pink's review and the last, taking with them a chunk of hardcore content now sorely missed. That departure, along with unreliable update schedules has kept the archives of Dirty Hard Drive quite low in content. The HD videos now online are definitely in the minority, leaving most folks to attempt to enjoy 720x480 pixel scenes that have been and continue to be bettered on plenty of other sites and networks currently operating at their full capacity. Dirty Hard Drive isn't a terrible place to spend some "me time" but it certainly isn't a network that commands your respect and attention in the way that, say, Bang Bros or Naughty America or Reality Kings do.