Deep Throats 3D review

Deep Throats 3D review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/03/2013

Overview:
Do you remember when you first heard of deep-throating, 'cause, man, I sure do! A school friend was boasting of his porn and horror movie collection - evidently his parents weren't too attentive - when a phrase stopped me dead in my tracks. "Deep-throating", he told little ol' sheltered me, was when "a girl puts your dick in her throat." Slightly confused and quite concerned about the physical wellbeing of any woman who'd agree to such a seemingly dangerous act, I filed deep-throating away as a kink, a fetish, an extravagant sexual practice that I'd never encounter. Thankfully, many years later I finally understood the appeal after an experience of my own. Replicating the unique pleasures of a deep-throat blowjob in porn has not been easy. Even Linda Lovelace's legendary skills fail to match the act itself. But 3D porn presents startling new opportunities for the less sexually fortunate to 'feel' the restrictive throats of skilled and daring European babes. Deep Throats 3D favors tonsil-tapping fellatio often performed in off positions and promises to deliver stellar High Definition videos in both 3D and 2D form! At $32.95, Deep Throats 3D isn't exactly cheap, but the joys deep-throating can deliver should not only be worth this cost, but whatever obstacles this young site happens to pose. And, hey, it's a hell of a lot easier than the whole "Baby, I promise I'll stay shallow and follow your lead…" conversation.

Pros:
What sexual act could be better suited to 3D video technology than a deep-throat blowjob? With the women featured here hanging their heads over sofa arms, open their mouths wide and accepting the full length of their lucky co-stars cock, there's some solid throat-filling fellatio here.

As if 2D and 3D wasn't enough, Deep Throats 3D offers all its videos in 720p and 1080p High Definition formats loaded with detail. Colors aren't as vibrant as, say, a cartoonish Brazzers scene, but there's plenty of skin on display and lots of graphic sucking to be enjoyed. Photos are also available and reach 1024px online and in downloadable zips.

Able to be viewed on 3D-ready laptops, desktops, and televisions, Deep Throats 3D's videos leap off the screen thanks to that added dimension. Streams allow you to view the 2D versions online, should you want to sample the goods before committing to a hefty download.

Cons:
I know Deep Throats 3D hasn't been around very long, but charging $32.95 for a meager collection of just 12 scenes really isn't a good deal at all. For the same price you could simply say "Fuck 3D!" and enjoy smut from networks with thousands of infinitely more thrilling scenes starring infinitely more attractive women.

Unless you've already got the equipment required for 3D viewing, you're not going to get much out of Deep Throats 3D. The 2D versions of the scenes play like generic, formulaic, uninspired oral porn you could find pretty much anywhere else. If you're not already equipped for 3D, nothing you'll see here (in 2D, obviously) will make you want to blow hundreds of dollars on such gear.

Quite a few of the blowjobs seen here fail to tread real deep-throating territory, instead only seeing half a shaft disappear into the sucker's mouth. Why start a deep-throating site if the girls you hire can't deep-throat any better than a timid first-timer?

While the photo content is clearly secondary here, it's also disappointingly small and lacking in detail. At a 1024px maximum resolution, Deep Throats 3D's photos can't hope to compete with the 3000, 4000, 5000px images seen elsewhere.

Conclusion:
A far cry from the pleasures to be found inside a real woman's accepting mouth and throat, Deep Throats 3D is an unfortunately bland and lifeless site. With merely a dozen scenes in its archives, scenes that, although HD, make rather unimpressive use of 3D technology. The performers do their best - at least, I assume they do - but it's to little avail. For a site costing $32.95 a month, you'd not only expect more porn than what's here, you'd expect it to be substantially better, too. The 'net isn't exactly overflowing with 3D porn sites, but there's definitely better, more worthwhile options out there if you insist on adding that extra dimension to your beating off.