Club Peter North review

Club Peter North review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/16/2012

Overview:
Although it often seems the most famous pornstars are those retired to a life of pop culture iconography or long gone from this world, there are some bona fide adult superstars gracing our screens on a regular basis right in the here and now. Chief among these is a man whose accomplishments extend as far as his voluminous, powerfully expelled semenal outbursts, the cumshot legend from Canada, Peter North. Famous for ejaculations so powerful and plentiful they put most Super Soakers to shame. Here on North's official online home, his fans can enjoy more than 700 scenes culled from his best-selling DVD series' North Pole, Deep Throat This, Anal Addicts, and Peter North's P.O.V., among others. Now into his fifties, North is no longer the sprightly young buck he once was, but his youth has been supplanted by experience few other male pornstars can comprehend. Having blasted the faces of Belladonna, Eva Angelina, Roxy Jezel, Dani Woodward, and many others in memorable hardcore scenes, North now sits poised at a crossroads. Will he continue his dominance over the facial cumshot niche or surrender his title to a newcomer? You can either throw down the $29.95 required to get inside for a full month's membership or you can listen to your old pal Mr. Pink as I log-in, examine the evidence, and bring you, dear reader, the most up-to-date analysis of Club Peter North. Stick me with, bros, 'cause I got this one.

Pros:
Holding more than 700 scenes, Club Peter North has amassed quite a substantial archive covering a large portion of North's prime professional years. With a couple of other Peter North websites threatening this one by their very existence, it's fortunate that this site, Club Peter North, has one of  the largest collection of the man's nut-busting, face-pasting brand of hardcore.

Peter North isn't just a legendarily prolific and prodigious ejaculator, he's also a master cocksman in every other department, too. Women seemingly throw themselves at his doorstep and plead to be allowed to receive his unique gift and, as such, you'll find a ton of porn's hottest and horniest ladies on this site: Gianna Michaels, Harmony Rose, Eva Angelina, Vicky Vette, and Marie Luv, to name but a few.

All members of Club Peter North receive free bonus access to the entire Pornstar Network. Hosting a total of 54 websites, each one catering to a slightly different niche area of hardcore porn or concentrating entirely on one star performer (Lex Steele or Vanessa Blue, for example), this network is a monster bonus and makes membership almost undeniable.

Adding to the already whopping value provided by Pornstar Network is the discounted Club Peter North monthly membership rate available to Mr. Pink's readers. Hey, that's you! Sign up now through Pink's links and you'll get inside for just $19.95, a saving of ten dollars!

Cons:
Well, folks, here's the bad news: Club Peter North hasn't seen any new content added since more than twelve months. The vast majority of the content is a number years old and it looks it, too. Performers now long since retired are featured and current it-girls are left un-blasted by North's hose. Is the site dead? I'd like to tell you that it isn't, but...

Even though he's the star of the show, even though his name is on the marquee, and even though his cumshots are legend among the industry and its audience, Peter North does not himself appear in every scene. Often leaving the face-pasting up to an accomplished and energetic buddy of his, North steps aside and unfortunately turns these scenes into second-tier work.

Given the lack of recent updates (and that's being generous), it's no surprise that High Definition video haven't been added to Club Peter North's selling points. Videos are stuck in weak resolutions peaking at 720x480 pixels and photos stalled around 1024x768 pixels; both could definitely be a lot stronger.

If you want to find a particular babe getting face-blasted by the North God of Ejaculate, good luck: there's no site-specific model index here on the Pornstar Network, so you're left to spend far too long sifting through your preferred cum dumpsters back catalog (which can be extensive) just to find a two minute clip of one of North's famed money shots.

Conclusion:
Peter North might be one of the most famous male pornstars still making his living by fucking on camera, but his Club Peter North website sure doesn't reflect his legendary prowess and sterling reputation. It has been over a year since the last update and two years since scenes were arriving on a regular and somewhat frequent basis, which leaves this reviewer, and no doubt the sites members, wondering what the future holds for Club Peter North. As other sites boost their videos into HD formats and add a new slate of impressive female porn talent to their rosters, Club Peter North, well, it just kinda sits there, presumably hoping nobody will notice that it hasn't lifted a finger in a long, long time. The included network access is, of course, a great reason to join, but the current state of North's site... not so much.