Cherry Pimps review

Cherry Pimps review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/15/2017

Overview:
Drive down many highway off-ramps and busy urban streets around the USA and you’ll sooner or later spot roadside vendors. Offering everything from hats to maps can be purchased from these unlicensed retailers, but arguably the most common items are various kinds of fruit: oranges, melons, cherries, and more. Are these the Cherry Pimps after which the porn network is named? No, but what they offer is almost as juicy and succulent as what’s on offer from the Cherry Pimps crew. Picture this: popular pornstars posing in barely-there lingerie and stripper wear, presenting themselves to their directors’ HD cameras; masturbating with and without the aid of toys, and fucking each other and some very lucky men in scenes both pre-recorded and live-via-webcam that should have your ol’ mate standing at attention and aching to make his opinion known. With 24 websites on the menu and all but three focusing on individual pornstar talents like Britney Amber, Heather Vahn, Alyssa Lynn, and relative newcomers Adria Rae and Morgan Lee; other sites focus on masturbating women, live webcam performances, and comprehensive network coverage. With plenty of hardcore sex as well as solo self-pleasuring, Cherry Pimps seems perfect for those who really just want to watch the world’s most devastatingly sexy women in various states of arousal and erotic enjoyment. At $29.95-a-month, buying your way inside Cherry Pimps is far less costly than actually trying to become a literal pimp, and it’s not likely to land you before a judge either. The satisfaction may not be exactly the same but Cherry Pimps offers you something safer, more assured, and altogether sexier, no doubt about it.

Pros:
The pornstars making their official home on the Cherry Pimps network come from all echelons of the pro porn industry. Living legends of unbridled onscreen lust like Aaliyah Love, Cherie DeVille, Dana Vespoli, Brandy Aniston, and that incomparable cock wrangler Britney Amber lead the charge but following closely behind are brilliant newcomers Megan Rain, Hope Howell, Lylith LaVey, Dillion Harper, and the Starr sisters, Natasha and Natalia.

Cherry Pimps immediately identifiable style favors its models at all times. Masturbation and intercourse scenes keep the cameras trained on the ladies and their incredible physical presences, shooting them in a glam-tinged style that gives lingerie fans something to enjoy before the clothes (so to speak) come off and the real raunchy action starts. Wild on Cam’s live performances include both sex and self-pleasure and play out very well.

Keeping up with the more well known and better established adult networks, Cherry Pimps has surpassed the 1080p HD standard and now presents 4K video updates that hit a 3840x2160p resolution offering incredibly clear images of these lusty-as-fuck scenes. High-Def fans need not worry as 1080p and 720p versions can be downloaded or streamed, the streams even offering two different bitrates for easier, more adaptable viewing.

The network schedule of Cherry Pimps sees four new scenes hit the homepage every weekday, adding a strong swath of new smut to the already impressive collection of more than 5,600 scenes and their corresponding galleries (which look amazing, by the way, in top 5000px resolutions). A Cherry of the Month crown celebrates one particular performer, letting her slutty self shine more brightly for a while.

Cons:
Not all sites deliver consistent frequent updates nor 4K video, some sites even falling a few months behind the most active. Cherry Pimps not long ago pruned its network of wholly inactive sites but even now it could use a boost of activity in some areas. Thankfully the live broadcasts ensure there are no extended gaps in the network schedule.

Quite a few of these pornstars have official homes of one kind or another elsewhere on the ‘net. Dana Vespoli is a powerful and commanding presence elsewhere on the ‘net (Evil Angel, TrenchcoatX etc) but here seems to have been tamed into more moderate displays of not-quite-absolute sluttery.

A handful of Cherry Pimps sites once online and active have now disappeared, their content having been tossed into the Live Shows archives as well as being tucked away elsewhere among the thousands of Cherry Pimps updates. Fans of Crazy Fucking Sluts, Swallow My Nut, Jizz Jugglers, and Squirtmania’s past content will be sad to see those sites fall off the schedule and into the abyss.

Live Shows archive is a clusterfuck of unsearchable content. Overall, network navigation is decent but it could certainly use a bit of tweaking and refining. A properly searchable database of all previously broadcast live shows would make this network a seriously unmissable opportunity for those keen on the unique temperament and tone of live webcam shows.

Conclusion:
Thanks largely to its roster of official pornstar showcase sites, Cherry Pimps has risen in visibility of late and now threatens a few other competing networks dealing with similar women in a similar style. Where Cherry Pimps excels is not only in its choice of featured stars but in its live presentations. Not content to show you stripteases and masturbation via webcam, the network often presents full hardcore encounters that unfold live before your very eyes. (Well, there’s cameras and screens in between you and the finest fuckers in porn, but hey, not bad!) Now also presenting much of its new content in 2160p Ultra-HD frames, the visual thrills are only getting stronger, the imagery more clear and dynamic but always with that fantasy-tinged glam-erotica touch established here many moons ago. A-list and B-list stars like Britney Amber, Cherie DeVille, and Morgan Lee deliver powerhouse performances even when limited to a simple undressing and posing sequence. For fans of its featured stars and the glammy hardcore style it proudly boasts, Cherry Pimps is a fucking fantastic, if undervalued and under viewed network well worth devoting some time to enjoying.