Burning Ticket review

Burning Ticket review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/20/2013

Overview:
Your desire doesn't just burn slightly hotter than most, it requires a very particular kind of fuel to really spark up, fuel that many people simply don't understand. Well, sir, here's a network that understands your wide-reaching sexual interests and doesn't judge you for being fond of hot wax torture, extreme orgasms, rope and chain bondage, watersports, or swinging gangbangs; whatever turns you on like nothing else, that's what Burning Ticket is all about. A network of 18 exclusive fetish and kink websites covering everything from anal orgies, bukakke tsunamis, fighting and fitness porn to MILFs, fucking machines, enormous dildos, lingerie and pantyhose fetishism, and even something called "Fuckslut License Test". Whatever your flavor, as long as its kinky, Burning Ticket aims to give you your fill. Charging $24.95 a month for membership, Burning Ticket is clearly one of the hottest, most extreme tickets in town. Care to join me for a stroll through this decadent moral wasteland?

Pros:
All of Burning Ticket's 18 sites - Ass Bangers Ball, Berlin Public Bangers, Chicks Picked Up, Euro Fight Girls, Femdom Violations, Fit to Fuck, Fuckslut License Test, Gangbang Arena, Jizz Whore Party, Latex Slut Show, Machine Sex Slaves, MILF Sluts Gone Wild, Nylon Feet Dolls, Rubber Penetrations, Spin to Swing, Tame that Bitch, Teen Slut Collection, and Undisciplined Subs - are original productions and their content won't be found anywhere else.

Even a quick glance at the category menu shows how expansive and varied Burning Ticket's content can be: from amateur Asians doing anal and big-titted blondes giving blowjobs while in bondage to gays, grannies and gangbangs, latex and rubber, public and party sex, and all kinds of submission, domination, and pleasure.

There's a fairly large archive spread here across the nearly twenty Burning Ticket sites, an archive totaling more than 1,500 scenes, that's bound to offer plenty of thrills even to those with very specific, extremely kinky taste in porn.

With Mr. Pink's offering you, dear reader, a discount that'll get you inside Burning Ticket's dungeons and torture chambers for a mere $19.95 a month, there's never been a better time than right freakin' now to indulge in this particular ultra-decadent treat.

Cons:
None of Burning Ticket's 18 sites have yet started shooting High Definition video. All Burning Ticket scenes peak in either 720x576 or 640x480 pixel resolutions that, I'm afraid, don't look particularly strong and fail to offer significant detail. An HD upgrade is Burning Ticket's own ticket to greater success. Of the 18 sites, only three seem to be updating regularly (Undisciplined Subs, Latex Slut Show, Femdom Violations) so our HD hopes lie with them and them alone!

Although browsing the sites of Burning Ticket doesn't pose any major disruptions or interference, the search engine could certainly be tweaked to provide more refined results and the inclusion of a more comprehensive category listing (with keyword tags) would be great to see.

Almost without exception Burning Ticket delivers scenes in which the participants and performers speak German. If you're not conversational in sie Deutsch, you'll likely have no idea what they're talking about. (Not that dialog is all that important to porn, but…)

Photo galleries, when present, offer impressive views corresponding to the videos they accompany. The problem is that they're not provided with every scene, leaving some videos as the best view of that particular scenario you're able to see. And, as we covered earlier, the videos aren't that great.

Conclusion:
Bringing together the extremely kinky works of 18 different websites under one virtual roof, fetish network Burning Ticket offers a very impressive service that nevertheless needs a few major upgrades and revisions before it can rest easily. High Definition videos might be everywhere these days, but they're nowhere to be found at Burning Ticket. Many of the network's sites are no longer updating and in recent days it has been only Undisciplined Subs, Latex Slut Show, and Femdom Violations providing new scenes and galleries. Due to the absence of HD videos, photo galleries offer the most impressive, detailed, and dynamic visuals here in their 3000px largest frames. Dialog is in German, so English speakers are fucked if they need to hear motivations and instructions while whacking it. This may, however, suit those after a genuine (and genuinely disorienting) European kink experience, to which Burning Ticket is painfully, tantalizingly close.