Beautiful Agony review

I’ve heard the orgasm describes in many ways - shuddering elation, a sweaty shiver, “like taking a shit after busting for hours” - but never as “beautiful agony”; at least, not before finding a site of that name on my review list. Beautiful Agony is a product of the same folks that brought you I Feel Myself and I Shoot Myself, a team of dedicated individuals who appear to believe that everyone is beautiful, masturbation is not a sin (or even a waste of time), and a story told by the face and eyes. The webmasters themselves describe the site thusly: “Beautiful Agony is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That's where people are truly naked. The videos were made in private by the contributor (and sometimes their partner). We don't know what they're doing, or how they are doing it, we just know it's real and it's sexy as hell.” At $14.95 for one month’s membership or $29.95 for three months’, Beautiful Agony looks to be a unique experience in online amateur erotica for a very affordable price. What’s the catch? Is there a catch? Can I not just accept a great deal without being such a skeptic?

Pros:
The closest any other website has come to the premise of Beautiful Agony - men and women shown orgasming from the neck up, shot by the “Agonees” themselves - is I Feel Myself, and both sites are run by the same people. Try as you might, you’re not likely to find anything truly similar to Beautiful Agony for a number of years to come, if ever.

Every performer hosted at Beautiful Agony is a genuine amateur and has elected to share their orgasm (or orgasms; some women come quickly and often) with the site’s members of their own accord. Shit, if you want to, you can send in your own video and make a quick $200 for your efforts.

Watching real people from a variety of backgrounds and lifestyles experience real, self-granted pleasure can be quite a moving experience. As a young, typically nerdy woman’s eyes roll back in her head, her mouth falls open just enough to expose her tongue, and her shoulders move faster and more erratically, you share in her pleasure. After you’re both done, fire up her (or his) Confessions video to hear and see them talk about their shoot and self-love life.

Beautiful Agony’s webmasters have promised to add at least five new scenes every week, keeping the already very impressive archive of almost 2,000 scenes well stocked with a fresh face and a new, unique orgasm each time, and for just $14.95 each month, that’s one hell of a deal.

Cons:
Updates might be coming frequently, but it’s hard to say just how frequently. No update schedule is given and the scenes are not dated, both factors making it difficult to gauge how much has happened since your last visit.

More detailed navigation tools would be a great help in narrowing down your browsing to women or men you’re sure you’ll find attractive. After selecting the Female or Male sections of the site, your only option at the moment is to skim each preview thumbnail, hoping to catch a glimpse of someone who looks interesting and like they might be exciting to watch.

Beautiful Agony’s video quality standards are dictated by the equipment used by the participants/performers. If they’re stuck with a five-year-old digital still camera with ‘video mode’, scenes are going to look rather dull. Occasionally, you’ll find someone who had their partner’s help or simply managed to spend a little extra time and effort on their orgasmic exhibitionist opportunity, making it look much more detailed and professional without losing that amateur edge.

Sometimes I just really wanna see some tits.

Conclusion:
If you’ve been hunting around for a porn site that is elegant, tasteful, original, and something of a revolution in adult home viewing, you can be glad that Mr. Pink has brought you to Beautiful Agony’s door. Hosting almost 2,000 completely original and unique videos, each one showing a woman or man arousing themselves and orgasming, the camera fixed on their head and shoulders every time, Beautiful Agony could very well be one of the online adult world’s best kept secrets. The only true competition this site has is from I Feel Myself - and both sites are run by the same people. It would be great to see higher quality videos (they currently max out around 640x480 pixels), dated updates, and a few more navigation options, but overall it’s just a thrill to see a site this original and even groundbreaking still operating and delighting fans.