Expect no Pulitzers here, folks, 'cause this is one news organization with a difference! The all-female all-nude anchor team of Naked News has been keeping you informed for over ten years and now offers an even more attractive slate of HD broadcasts, on-location reports, and special segments concerning everything from tech talk to Comic-Con to naked skydiving. Naked News won't bring you all the hardcore fucking you've grown accustomed to, but it will have your groin throbbing during a stock market report - and not because you're a savvy investor.
Many a time you've found yourself watching a movie and remarking to nobody in particular "Gee, he's alright. Wouldn't mind dragging him back to bed. Wonder what his cock's like?" Well, now you can find out! Mr. Man is the all-male version of the legendary purveyor celebrity nudes and it's filled with screen captures, video clips, and photoshoots showing just how hunk-a-riffic the marvelous men of Hollywood (and Bollywood and beyond) are in their rawest, most natural states. From Oscar winners to talk show hosts to just-graduated teen stars taking a more mature career path, it seems every notable guy in show business is dropping trou here at Mr. Man.
Once I realized a golden shower didn't involve party lights, body glitter, and a naked-body-filled roman bathhouse, I knew it wasn't exactly for me. Urination porn does have a pretty large audience, though, and Got2Pee aims to grab that audience by the balls and never let go. Home to more than two hundred quick 'n' nasty clips of women urgently pissing in public, Got2Pee should keep all you watersports enthusiasts busy for a while. Just remember to clean up, ok?
BaDoink bridges the gap between men's mags, pop-culture blogs, and hardcore porn sites, offering smut-lovers everywhere the chance to customize their porn programming to suit their very specific tastes. However, with minimal original content and many premium up-sell packages guiding you towards additional (but not always appealing) content produced by everyone from US big-wig Vivid to European master Marc Dorcel, BaDoink hasn't yet settled on what will send its would-be customers into a ball-swelling tizzy.
It probably won't alter the porn world in any discernible way, nor is it likely to suddenly become the most talked-about piece of adult entertainment since, uh, whichever celebrity sex tape last had journalists clamoring for an easy and inflammatory pull quote, but Nutabu is nevertheless a very promising new venture that boasts openly of its 4K resolution Ultra HD movies, it's innovative shooting style, and the dozens of gorgeous European gals lining up to work their magic on more pixels than ever before. But, HD aside, what else does Nutabu bring to the table?
Cum Louder cobbles together twenty hardcore porn sites of varying flavors under the auspices of claiming the title of Spain's Best Porn Network. Although it doesn't have a whole lot of competition, this network still goes to great lengths to delivers the good. Fucking outside on busy Spanish streets or discreetly trying anal behind a barren industrial complex, dressing up in superhero costumes, being seduced by the infamous Nacho Vidal, and taking on all (stiff) comers, Cum Louder and its magnificent ladies make a very strong impression even on your first visit.
Exxxtasy won't clog your hard drive with multi-gigabyte movies you'll never watch again, nor will it bombard you with flashy advertising graphics and promotions. Unfortunately, there's plenty of other things it won't do that you'd probably prefer it did. One thing's for sure: Exxxtasy's large and rapidly growing archive of HD streaming porn is high on quality, convenience, and carnality (if very low on other important things like information). I tell ya, folks, if I was CEO of Exxxtasy Inc. I'd be screaming "Get this motherfucker on a TV, dammit, and let's take over the damn world!" Then I'd cackle, pop some champagne, and settle down to watch Sophie Dee suck my dick (POV or IRL?), praising Exxxtasy all the way to the bank.
Marriage can be a wonderful union of two people willing to permanently forgo the chance of intimacy with others in favor of a single perfect partner. Marriage can also be a little looser, though, as evidenced by the outrageous sexual adventures of the Internet's premiere amateur hotwife, Dee Siren. On her official website, Mrs. Siren, this blonde hyper-hussy has her husband's permission to screw around. While she's opening up for an airtight triple-penetration from a trio of hung black strangers in a seedy hotel somewhere, hubby holds the camera and captures it all for those of us with far, far less interesting marriages.
Presenting itself as the absolute pinnacle of masculine and all-male pornography, Men.com brings together nine websites with different approaches to gay sex. From the incredible chiseled figures of Gods of Men to The Gay Office's suit-and-tie lunchtime hookups to the student-stuffing of Big Dicks at School, Men.com offers a High Definition look at every sort of homosexual hardcore and does it in great style with daily updates and nine exclusive outlets for your erotic enthusiasm.
Littering the countryside like abandoned Circuit City stores, glory holes welcome those in search of a truly anonymous sexual experience. Looking for an anonymous and discreet suck job? Afraid your politician husband will object to you openly blowing thirty or forty guys a night? Well, thank the load for inspiring sites like Glory Hole Secrets, where you'll marvel at the level to which some women will stoop just to get a taste of eighteen or nineteen different wads. With High Definition videos capturing every sordid detail and DNA-containing drop, Glory Hole Secrets is sexy, sordid, scandalous fun.
Rachel Aziani might've started out as a nude model but she must've quickly figured out her greatest strengths lay behind the scenes. Rachel's Aziani website has been going a number of years now and holds a strong archive of exclusive glamour-tinged porn. With new starlets and porno legends all lining up to flirt, undress, and pleasure themselves before the HD camera, this site is about as steamy as porn gets without a second person present.
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